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FREE FOXY! THE JENA 6… NOT SO MUCH

Friday, August 24th, 2007

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Thumbs up to RAFI for catching Foxy in a good mood.

Right now I could really use an intern on my team that was willing to write an encouraging letter to Fox Boogie Brown. Shorty might be held down for a minute in order to get her mind right. She could definitely use the encouragement and support.

The Jena 6 need a whole lot more than just some scribble on a sheet of loose leaf. Them fools need the great Black god in the sky to come down on a spaceship and take them away to a better place. It’s obscene that the Black Code is still in effect after all that good work that WILL SMITH, CUBA GOODING Jr. and MORGAN FREEMAN have put in to help white get their shit together.

It looks like the iNTERNETS CELEBRITIES are going to go in hard on the Jena 6 story. We may even possibly hitchhike to Louisiana or go on a fast food strike. Hitchhiking seems more likely. Stay tuned and if anyone out there has ever been in love with Foxy and you want to get word to her just drop me an e-mail so we can get this shit on and popping.

Is It Live, Or Is It Memorex?

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

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L BOOGIE and her photo negative, AMY WINEHOUSE

I’m sorry I missed the LAURYN HILL in Brooklyn a few weeks ago. I blame myself for being on some Hollywood shit. I got to the park on some celebrity shit and the police were not having it. Unfortunately, LAURYN HILL performed in front of a bunch of people that wanted to hear some shit from the radio as opposed to a live band doing their thing. Black folks are funny that way. Anytime someone Black picks up a guitar some grade school dropout in the audience will scream out “white people music!”

Something similar happens to most popular music that is consumed by Blacks as well. Jigs only want that trendy shit that ends up on the radio. If veteran rappers didn’t have white kids supporting their music they would be bagging up groceries at the local Kroger’s. This is how music comes re-packaged from Europe and jigs co-sign it like it some brand new shit. I’m not hating on chicks like AMY WINEHOUSE so much because she actually has talent, but certainly no more ability than JILL SCOTT, or the crazy chick whose throaty voice she apes, LAURYN HILL. I love remakes and covers and even copycats as much as the next guy, but I love the O.G.’s because that is where the essence of the soul lies. Forget this preachy rant and just remember this… RESPECT THE ARCHITECTS!


ETTA JAMES – ‘I Just Wanna Make Love To You’


THE PARLIAMENTS – ‘I Just Wanna Testify’


THE SUPREMES – ‘Where Did Our Love Go?’


FINE YOUNG CANNIBALS – ‘Good Thing’


GLORIA JONES – ‘Tainted Love’


SOFT CELL – ‘Tainted Love + Where Did Our Love Go?’

There’s No Time For Tears In The Penitentiary…

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

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What the hell are white chicks up to now? It wasn’t such a bad thing when they came out with the black girl booties. Actually, it was quite nice. But who is responsible for getting all these white women served up with jail time? It’s just wrong to put a snowflake in the clink. I don’t care how many times she has been caught driving under the influence. At least she hasn’t killed anyone with her car like BRANDY did.

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LINDSAY LOHAN is a nutcase that didn’t fall far enough from her family tree. Her moms is getting sued for embezzling or something like that. Her dad is a maniac too. Just a few weeks prior iNternets Celebrity 40 Dawg hung out with the troubled movie star and even offered to hold her weed when she was in New York City. She should have taken him up on his offer. Now she’s looking at three months in jail for violating her bracelet probation. This is a damn shame that she could have avoided. When are these ladies going to learn that going to jail only helps men sell records? What these broads need to do to break into the urban lifestyle market is to get a cover and pinup special in an issue of Black Swimsuit men’s magazine. Now I’ll buy that for a dollar.

es dubbz Shorty says, “What the hell are you bitches doing?!? You are rich already. You don’t need street credibility. There are people that value going to prison as some sort of educational experience, you should not be one of those people. I don’t want there to be a Barbie doll with a prison jumpsuit for sale in Toys ‘R Us this Christmas season. Baby white Jesus would have wept.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, July 30th, 2007

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If the abominable Assquatch owned these Air Maxes you wouldn’t even catch a glimpse of him.

Just do it.

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OVER A MILLION SERVED…

Saturday, July 28th, 2007

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A year ago I met up with RAFI KAM from OhWord Dot Com and his filmmaker homey, CAS NOZKOWSKI. From there on, the rest is history.

Peep the birth of the iNTERNETS CELEBRITIES.

The one, the only, the Ghetto Big Mac. Chea!