Archive for the ‘Harpers Weekly Review’ Category

Would You Trust This Man With Your Children?

Monday, September 7th, 2009

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Don’t think that anything that comes from the mouth of president OBAAMA isn’t political.

But for you to give this man a hard time for delivering a message of self-reliance and the importance of education is to be as anti-futuristic and dare I say anti-American. President OBAAMA is playing political chess and what we are looking at the capture of the bishop.

To Kill A Mouse…

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

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I can’t front when I tell you how sad I was that Marvel Entertainment was being acquired by the Disney Corporation. I felt like Marvel had just turned a corner with their motion pictures production company and I was very hopeful that I would see more media that lent itself to the renegade storytelling capacity which their comicbooks had possessed for decades.

The Iron Man movie and the latest Hulk feature film were the proof positive as well as Marvel’s animation department which turned out some great features earlier this year. That Hugh Jagoff Wolverine P.O.S. (piece-o-shit) wasn’t totally Marvel’s fault because their studio didn’t have final say. Actually, Wolverine was the kind of film I could imagine coming from the Disney camp.

The final details for the acquisition stil haven’t been made public but the language that has been bandied about so far is foreboding of what you can think a multinational corporation does when they takeover a property. The deals that Marvel has made with other movie studios can’t be altered. Yet. But don’t think that Disney’s lawyers won’t be hands-on for everything.

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You can rest assured that Balactus will never see the light of day again. Disney lawyers are infamously venomous in protecting the iconography they own. They have no reservations about taking candy from babies or slapping women on a Sunday. With almost 4 billion dollars on the line they are going to be extra aggressive in making sure they get their money’s worth.

Maybe I’m just a horrible cynic though? Maybe this was the deal that STAN LEE always wanted in the first place? To have his body cryogenically frozen in the same icebox as racist ass WALT DISNEY. Too bad that JACK KIRBY went to the blue side of the moon several years ago. This pic of STAN LEE makes me think of HUGH HEFNER [ll]. Now I wonder when Disney will purchase Playboy?

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Police Brutality In Black & White…

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

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A nice story from Wyoming is about the old codger pictured above who had his ass tasered by the county mounties during the tractor pull at the state fair.

White is so unaccustomed to police brutality that they were ready to riot at their apparent niggerization.

Imagine if the state troopers had thrown fifty bullets at this dude for ramming his tractor into their cruiser?

Since he is a senior citizen maybe the cops could have simply put two shotgun shells on his ass like they did to ELEANOR BUMPURS instead of just an electric shock?

Marijuana Will Save Metropolis?

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

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Who thought that Kryptonite fuxed Superman up?

I did too, but it looks like kryptonite can help revitalize cities if only to teach kids how to use their green thumb.

Think of how far down the food chain we really are if we are still eating shit from White Castle.

Urban farming may save the hip-hop generation

The Vend Diagram…

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

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This iNternets Celebrities are the ebony and ivory that MICHAEL JACKSON and PAUL McCARTNEY dreamed of…

In our newest video project we bring our camera to the streets of NYC to see how the retail frontlines are coping with with our effed the eff up economy. Being the most official bootleg journalists of the internets means that we even go into deep cover mode.

The i.C.’s become street vendors for a day just to experience the lifestyle on the other side of the collapsible table game. Being a street vendor is hardbody work for real. It’s not a life that most people would choose. In a way, it chooses you.

Just like a racehorse does, or an expensive prostitute.