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One-A-Daze @ DP Dot Com…

Monday, August 20th, 2007

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Letter From The Management…

Let’s go in easy this week since it’s smack in the middle of what I like to call Black History Month II. The other Black History Month is only twenty eight days, and it’s during the winter, and it’s like bricker than a muv out that muv.

Mind you, I still believe in celebrating any Black holiday by spreading love MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.. style, but August is the month that’s hot like Mother Africa, and Mother Africa is a fiiiiiiiiine bitch.

It’s stays going down no matter where you live in Black America this month and the next two weeks will be for me and the lady to enjoy what’s left of the summer. If you live in the quad-state NY-NJ-CT-PA area, or if you plan to visit NYC over the next two weeks you should get at me over the e-mail and I will put you on the e-blast list. Basically, you’ll get more shit to read.

YEEEEEEE – HAWWWWWWWW!

Summer holiday bitches.

Posted in Black Bullshit, Ghetto Celebs, iNternets Celebrities, T.O.N.Y., The Addict, The MGMT | 10 Comments »

White Folks, We Got To Do Better…

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

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When the Black Entertainment Television program ‘Hot Ghetto Mess’ contacted DP Dot Com to become a producer for their trainwreck space shuttle crash of a show I knew better than to put my name on that hot mess. I don’t think B.E.T. has the management in place to create something originally, officially funny. They need to staff up for real and get rid of some of those dinosaurs that are killing Hip-Hop.

What’s so funny about the internets anyhoo? Yeah there are tons of pictures of people in some compromising poses, and sure there are images of gloriously ugly people, but how much of that shit can you watch? Well blow me down. Apparently this is what the network needed to capture the time slot that the program was broadcast in. If this is what the people want then maybe the braintrust at DP Dot Com needs to reconsider their content programming.

If you cant B.E.T. ’em, you might as well join ’em. I sent our newest intern, Shorty Whitebread a/k/a Es Dubbz onto the internets to pull up some images and give us his commentary on the state of the nation. It’s a little something called White Folks: We Got To Better. You ain’t neva lie, Shorty Whitebread. You ain’t neva lie.

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White Rappers

es dubbz Es Dubbz says “White folks, we got to do better. The first step is to stop rapping. Just because Eminem was one of the best rappers ever it doesn’t mean that there’ll ever be another good white rapper, and there isn’t. Let’s be happy with who we have in the game. You don’t see Black people in a rush to become opera singers.”

“You don’t have to rap in order to get a Hip-Hop sounding nickname. Just hang out with some Blacks and they’ll give you one for FREE.”

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Emo Garage Bands

es dubbz Shorty Whitebread says “White folks, we got to do better. Don’t start trying to bring back he New Wave 1980’s in your garage. Why don’t you just go to a rave or something. It was one thing for all the midwesterners moving into Brooklyn to be wearing Members Only jackets like the thrift store had a run on them, but if you start wearing Chams de Baron shirts and leather ties all over again we will become the worst dressed race. Behind the Latins and the Chinese.”

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Elvis Fans

es dubbz Shorty Dubbz says “White folks, we got to do better. Let’s just let Elvis Presley die already.”

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Random White People

es dubbz ES DUBBZ says “White folks, we got to do better. It’s time to come upstairs from the basement in your parents’ house and get a real job and sell all of your comic books.”

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Meet The New DP Dot Com Intern…

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

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Everybody say hello to Shorty Whitebread

Shorty Whitebread comes to us from the Baltimore superblog Amadeo Sogni a/k/a The Ladies’ Choice. I’ve asked Shorty to pick up some of the editing chores that Yizzle Tudda had assumed during his stint here at the blog last week.

If you think Shorty might be too young to handle some of the work I will throw at him then think again. Shorty is actually a forty two year old with a thyroid condition and an absolute hankering for Wonder bread.

Now don’t none of you better not say nothing bad about Wonder bread.

Posted in Black Bullshit, Ghetto Celebs, Jig Lit Review, Social Upheaval, The MGMT | 7 Comments »

Girl, You Make Me Better…

Monday, July 9th, 2007

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This past weekend was my third anniversary with C.S. Well, not actually my third anniversary as her boyfriend, but the third anniversary of me meeting her in a club on Friday, and then at the museum on Saturday, and then at my girl KEITA’s barbecue on Sunday (she can front if she wants, but y’all know that chick was stalking me!?!).

What’s funny is that it feels like I’ve known her much longer than only 36 months. In this short time I’ve been able to find someone who is a committed activist, an artist, and a generous spirit. She’s also the most intelligent woman that I have ever encountered. Her skill is in deftly allowing me to think that I sit in the driver’s seat. I play that role of long suffering husband so well I need to just marry this woman already.

What do you folks think? Is it time for me to finally start breeding?

UPDATE:

Posted in Lust = Love, The MGMT | 31 Comments »

cRap Music Fantasy League Registration – Q3

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

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In a few days we will kick off another round of the infamous DP Dot Com cRap Music Fantasy League. This game gives all of us regular rap fans the chance to make moves like music industry moguls for a few months. The rules are really simple and the registration is free so why wouldn’t you play? What? You don’t really listen to a lot of the new rap music on the radio so you don’t know who the players are? That doesn’t matter. Play anyway. The winner gets a pair of choice select NIKE Dunks. Take a peek at the joints that the Q1 winner got in the mail.

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So now you ask me… “DP, what do we have to do to play in the cRap Music Fantasy League?” That my friends is simple. Familiarize yourself with the scoring rules of the cRap Music Fantasy League by reviewing these three (3) previous DP Dot Com drops.

The cRap Music Fantasy League
The cRap Music Fantasy League
The cRap Music Fantasy League

If reading all that boilerplate is a problem for you right now let me help you get your label off the ground with a few short pointers…

  • Choose a name for your cRap Music label
  • Select eight(8) entertainers for your cRap Music label
    (1)entertainer must be a female emcee (teh ghey men don’t count)
    (1)entertainer must be from the R & B genre
  • Leave that info in the comments section
  • Reply to the cRap Music Fantasy League registration e-mail

    • The cRap Music Fantasy league will begin on the start of the third financial quarter July 1st, 2007 so make sure you put up your music label info by this weekend. Let’s get this thing popping again with weekly drops and scoring updates.

    The cRap Music Fantasy League is sponsored by the regular readers of this website, DallasPenn Dot Com, and XXL Mag Dot Com’s Billy Sunday: Got The Block On Lock.

    Posted in BeYONCE's Hair, Billy Sunday @ XXL, cRap Fantasy League, Crappers, Ghetto Celebs, Sneaker Fiends United, Straight Laced, The MGMT | 167 Comments »

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