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HIP-HOP NEEDS TO KEEP IT REAL… REAL ESTATE!

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

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If Hip-Hop culture has turned thirty years old then someone needs to seriously sit down with Hip-Hop and discuss it’s plans for the future. After three decades of making some people ridiculously wealthy we find that Hip-Hop is about to evicted from it’s home. Hip-Hop was too busy partying and having fun to think about securing a stake in the ownership of it’s history.

Peep this story via Nah’Right Lite…
Will Gentrification Spoil the Birthplace of Hip-Hop?

It’s not just in the Bronx where Hip-Hop’s landmarks are being assailed by greedy land developers, but here in the boro of Brooklyn where thanks to frontman SHAWN CARTER, Forest City Ratner Corp. is determined to change the Brooklyn skyline forever. Everybody already knows about the Atlantic Yards project that will host a sports arena and hundreds of residential units.

There’s also a project in downtown Brooklyn called MetroTech that is also spearheaded by the same former slumlord turned developer BRUCE RATNER. In this project RATNER has decided to transform Brooklyn into a technology hub. Corporations like Chase and Verizon have already leased tens of thousands of square feet of office space. One of the buildings in the second phase of MetroTech’s footprint is a legendary Brooklyn landmark. The Albee Square Mall.


Albee Square Mall (courtesy of UnKut.Com)

Immortalized by the classic Juice Crew anthem of the same name, the Albee Square Mall is where many Brooklynites bought their first sneakers. It’s where I bought my 18k gold toothcap. That shit was so gangsta. Shouts to the Jews from Lebanon. If you are ever in the ‘hood and you need to copp some shit you should fucks with them. All the other Jews and the Sikh Indians are for the fucking birds. They show you contempt even when you are spending your hard earned money with them.

Anyhoo, Albee Square Mall was a hotspot in the eighties. You had to roll through there deep or on the low solo creep. After school the mall was on smash with kids from Westinghouse high school. Cats from Farragut and Walt Whitman Houses(Fort Greene) would patrol the mall as well. No place was more alive with danger and excitement every day. Those days are long past but Albee Square and Fulton Mall still remain. It’s one of the areas that Disney never corrupted with it’s clandestine supremacy motifs. There’s no Target or IKEA yet but if RATNER has his way the Fulton Mall will become upscale and unaffordable, just like Manhattan.

The Hip-Hop generation needs to grow up and reclaim the places where the culture was born inside of them. Don’t waste the intellectual equity that has been rendered by so many artists and creative peoples. Holler at your local politicians and tell them that affordable housing is a must now. Not now, right now.

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, May 21st, 2007

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I thought I would be remiss in creating a series of sneakers representing D.C. Comics characters and not holding it down for some of the villains that make the heroes do damn interesting. The first villain that came to my mind is Batman’s arch-nemesis. Let’s face it, who in the world is more ill than the Joker? No, I mean that literally. This dude is straight up effin’ bananas.

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He’s so effin’ crazy that he will run up on Superman just to get at Batman. In the end I think that’s what everyone digs about the Joker is his singular obsession with the Bat. Nullus, as always, to any and all homoeroticism as it might relate to comic book characters and my sneaker collection.

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

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I am back on my grizzly featuring the DP Dot Com x Justice League pack of NIKE Dunks. I went with the theme of D.C. Comics superheroes since everybody is only putting shine on the Marvel Universe. I zags where others like to zig.

This pair is representing for the Dark Knight. Batman is not so secretly the most popular character within the D.C. Comics franchise. With several movie franchises as well as cartoons and the campy television series it’s no wonder why everyone respects this man’s gangster. While Superman does stuff like knock guys heads together, Batman is into breaking forearms and collarbones.

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Batman puts in his work after hours on the solo creep and I wanted to select the colorways that reflected a post midnight lifestyle. Navy on black with only a yellow swoosh to herald his coming and going. Almost like a Bat-a-rang. It bugged the shit out of me that NIKE didn’t give us any options for the midsole. I needed that shit to be black. If NIKE offers some V.I.P. treatments before this program expires I will return my joints to get them laced exactly how Batman would do it. For the meantime and in between this is how it’s going down.

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DP Dot Com Does Spring Break…

Friday, May 18th, 2007

mc serchMIKE KYSER is arranging for DP to be a contestant on the new (white) Rapper Show.

CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE and I did our Black snowbird thing thing last month and traveled to the sunny scene of Miami Beach Florida. Miami is that wierdest of cities because it displays influences from all over the world right on top of one another. Cuba, Haiti, Brazil and the deep south are all cultures that overlap and intertwine. Just like New York City you can find the monied class partying with the have nots. South Beach is where it all comes together. Exotic cars and exotic women, just like an episode of Miami Vice. I play the role of Rico Tubbs and C.S. gets to be Det. Trudy Joplin.

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There’s no shame to anyone’s game when in Miami. Dudes from the deep south show their style and their penchant for hookin up a cheap ass car. How you gonna put gullwing Lambourghini doors on a Chevy Impala? Even the mannequins on South Beach have boob jobs.

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I almost copped a pair of the PEE WEE HERMAN Dunks but the M.I.A. skateshop didn’t have a size 12.

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True story, I told Lil’ Mama how much I would love to kiss her on the lips, but that I didn’t have any R.Kelly in my steez so I wouldn’t do it. Lil’ Mama is so gorgeous I would just like to sniff her bloomeristics.

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The real luxury vehicle in Miami is a 40ft yacht. South Florida is a nice place to visit, but I couldn’t afford to live there.

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LISA LISA, YOU OWE ME SUMTHIN’

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

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NERDITRY stand the eff up! I was bumping through old boy’s site and I peeped a drop about classic freestyle music and then I remembered that LISA VELEZ formerly of Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam was holding something sweet for me.

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LISA turned forty this year and she is doing it up like RITA MORENO would by staying fit and trim. Most latin broads turn twenty and then the kooty kat has a kangaroo pouch. Not that there is anything wrong with that either since just like a mango that is where all the juice is stored, but when one of these hot-blooded honeys stays on their grind into maturity it will blow any chick out of the box including a grey green eyed tragic mulatto.

Plus when I see LISA now it’s still with the eyes that I used twenty years ago. In my mind’s eye she will always be that same chick that wondered how it would go down if she took me home.