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The New-Old Butch Cassidy And Sundance Kid…

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

sherlock holmes

I don’t know why more people aren’t talking about the Sherlock Holmes flick? Director GUY RITCHIE merc’ks this joint. Robert Downey Jr. continues his white hot streak. Jude Law is on some high level co-star shit. The movie just deserves a lot more acclaim.

Ritchie has made some indie cult classic shit with a relative ‘zero’ budget in Hollywood terms so the jury was undecided on whether or not he could craft a flick with the mass appeal. I think this is his best film to date. All the elements that have made Ritchie’s films so damn entertaining are contained in Sherlock Holmes.

Wordplay. Ritchie’s writers are surgical with the pen when it comes to the details. Downey Jr. and Law’s rapport is classic English gentlemen wry wit. I’m not talking about some staid plaid and tweed tee-totaling bullshit either. These two characters go inside and outside of the law to get it done. The action sequences have Ritchie’s trademark slow-stop-motion close up karate chop leg breaking efficiency. I wish Ritchie were directing the action sequences for the new Batman films because his style is that good.

Fux the hyperbole! Go see Sherlock Holmes and if you tell me that shit ain’t tha’ sheet I will refund your ticket.

*fingers crossed behind back

E.T. WTF?!?

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

wayne brady

Wayne Brady got the epic fucked the fuck up hairline.

Where do I discuss this shit?

TWitter.

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Don’t Believe The Hype…

Monday, January 25th, 2010

hypebeast

One year into the historic presidency of Barack Obaama an all the critics have agreed that this administration is a failure despite the fact that no trillion dollar terrorist incident has occurred within the United States.

Albeit, the war in Afghanistan rages on while we are quietly still paying for infrastructure development in Iraq. The area where we have exceeded all previous administrations is in creating hype. In an average year of the G Dubbz administration GEORGE BUSH would be on vacation at his Texas ranch approximately 70% of the time whereas Barack Obaama has spent 70% of his time holding press conferences.

The Obaama administration has replaced their groundswell of hope with a machine of hype. Where hope floats hype kills. Washington D.C. still plays partisan politricks too. There isn’t much you will get from a president who doesn’t have a Senate or a Congress that will follow his lead. When G Dubbz was active in dismantling the Constitution and removing civil liberties the Senate was in lockstep with the president. Obaama can’t draft a bill proposal without first seeking public consent via press conference.

I h8’d the way the G Dubbz administration just ramrodded their legislation down my throat [ll], but I would prefer that to all of this pillowtalk and no performance from Obaama’s term. Step it up Mr. President.

Nothing But Nyet…

Friday, January 15th, 2010

bjayz

“Dayyyyum, these Nets sux!”

What a piss poor franchise the Nets have become. The Kentucky Wildcats, Kansas Jayhawks, Texas Longhorns and a host of NCAA Division-1 teams would pwn these losers. And this is the franchise that they want to relocate to Brooklyn?

The Brooklyn deal is reportedly short some bucks right now, but supposedly this Russian dude with wild billions is gonna save the project.

I vote ‘NYET’ to Moscow on Atlantic Avenue. If the developer Bruce Ratner were a smart man he would simply nix the arena deal put some other shit in that empty space. Maybe Wal-Mart? Maybe affordable office space? Brooklyn certain has enough places to shop. What the boro needs is places for her residents to work and be trained with skills that would allow people to work on their own shit. If there is a place in New York where the hipster ideal has proven to be a sustainable way of life Brooklyn is the place.

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Hopefully then Mayor Bloomberg and Jay-Z won’t have to take silly pictures holding those crappy jerseys and simply allow the Nyets to remain playing their home games in crappy New Jersey.

You know what I just thought of? If Mayor Bloomberg and Jay-Z formed a rap group they could call themselves the B-Jayz [ll].

Taking Back The ‘N’ Word…

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

tea party hooligan

If you have fuxed with this website for any extended periood you might should already know that I wish white would use the word ‘NIGGAR’ as much as they want, and ESPECIALLY when they are referring to themselves.

The dude above is one of the main mouthpieces for the Tea Party hooligans that have been kicking up dust saying Obaama is a socialist and that America is being governed by a president who isn’t even a U.S. citizen.

I’m glad that Dale Robertson understands that he isn’t worth a hill of beans to his congressman, but I’m not so sure he has his head on str8 as to what that means. Robertson is concerned with the erosion of his privilege. Part of his understanding of his lifestyle is that he is entitled to services and a quality of life because he is an American born caucasian. Robertson is upset that a migrant worker might be afforded the same health care and right to life benefits that he enjoys.

Guess what Mr. Robertson? That same migrant worker picks the lettuce and tomatoes that feeds your fat arse. That same migrant worker prepares the food that you shovel down your craw with reckless abandon. It’s too difficult for Dale Robertson to see the shoes that other people walk in because he can’t even see his feet over his fat belly.

Fux you Dale Robertson.

You are a niggar tho’.