Do you think the maker of heaven and Earth maxed out with the human being?
Really?
We can’t even replicate on our own. Sure we can have eight kids via in vitro fertilization, but that still required all kinds of other people to administer.
The day that we can replicate via thought is when we will be getting a step closer to being like the most advanced species.
The hindu goddess of wealth and prosperity, Lakshmi, has extra limbs. This makes sense to me since from time immemorial people have always needed extra hands and more hours in the day to help them with their agrarian efforts. So when this little girl was born with essentially a headless conjoined twin attached to her body this was seen by the local village as a sign that the goddess Lakshmi was favoring them.
Science however, knew that this birth was more than likely due to the runoff of toxic chemicals that exists throughout the Indian continent’s environment. There were tons of malformed kids born right after the U.S. invasion of Iraq because of all the phosphorus and depleted uranium that was deposited into the ground water system. Shit happens.
Fresh off pushing a man to kill off his family, including two sets of twins, our friends at Kaiser Permanente helped a mother of six deliver octuplets. She is single and unemployed and now has a litter of 14 children. Science gives and then it takes away, and then it gives so much that it hurts. From removing the burden of unmanageable extra limbs to adding the burden of unmanageable extra kids we manifest our God complex through reproductive science.
Last week while everyone was swaying to the beat of ‘My President Is Black’ and most folks were under the inaugural glow the Food and Drug Administration gave the greenlight to federally funding projects for stem cell research. This has been a controversial issue for the previous administration since stem cells are derived from human embryos. The embryos have to be destroyed in order for the cells to be extracted.
The promise that this research has been foretelling will be a futuristic leap in the healing and repair of degenerative human organs like the kidneys, liver, lungs and even the heart. Scientists believe that stem cells can repair the nerve damage and paralysis suffered by people with spinal cord injuries. What many adversaries of this technology fear is the creation of a system for human cloning. I don’t see how we can’t pursue cloning in our effort to eventually put our middle fingers up to GOD.
Science fiction has taught me many things and one thing consistently, that is the human condition in its worst state is one part hubris and the other part insanity. There is no way under heaven that this technology will not be used for bad shit. We just aren’t capable as a species of not effing something the eff up. My only hope, my only prayer, is that another one of GOD’s innumerable beautiful creations comes to this planet soon to devour us all like the shrimp feast at Red Lobster.
The fallout from the tumbling U.S. economy continues. Broadcast radio mega monolith Clear Channel is restructuring their corporation from the top to the bottom. As is typical for most corporations mostly the bottom is being excised. We can only hope that Funkmaster Flex is forced to perform hari kari, we can only hope.
I’m one of those dudes that does the Arab Money dance when mainstream media starts to crumble. I feel like this is the perfect time for people like myself who are mainstream media outsiders because of how we look or how we speak to become alternative media providers. The ideas that are expressed here at DP Dot Com don’t exist in mainstream outlets for several reasons and that is mainly because of who controls those outlets.
At the end of the day it’s all bout the advertising dollars and if I was a company with some ad bucks to spend I would rather put my products and services in front of the higher rated consumers. These consumers are flocking to the internets now. Mostly because the content on the internets is on demand and always active. The corporations that have jumped to the internets early are the ones that will be winning big in the new year within our new economy.
I received an offer from a friend to start working on an internets based radio program. I’m not sure if thy will ultimately choose me to work on this program, but if they do you should definitely kill your radio in 2009.
During one of my less than illustrious stints in the halls of higher learning I was fortunate enough to be in a class taught by an adjunct professor. Dude was the motherfucking illest white dude evar in the history of evar. He even looked just like that image of the white Jesus. He had a wild hippy beard and this gaunt face that looked like he was about to be crucified and he was down with it like, “Whatever is whatever”.
I say he was the illest because he was down to have real serious discussions of hallucinogenic drugs and their possible benefits, but also the truth about their abuse. He told us that the window would get opened, but also that the window would be shut and depending on which side we were on would determine if we could ever function again. It was crazy shit peoples especially since I was going in hardbody on acid and a lot of other shit back in those days.
One of my favorite lessons from the professor was the significance of the apple throughout humanity. The allegorical power of the fruit is beyond belief and almost beyond humanity itself. When the apple is cut along its equator you will ALWAYS see the pentagram array of seeds.
Since ancient times this has been referred to as the star of knowledge. This is why he have the tradition of the student gifting the teacher with an apple as well as the biblical allegory of the apple inside the garden of Eden. The pentagram man that DaVinci illustrated is inspired from the belief that man was created on the fifth day. There is some powerful shit going on inside of the apple.
It doesn’t stop there though boys and girls it gets more freakier, as it should. When the apple is sliced longitudinally you find the description of the woman.
The professor cut the apple in half in the other direction and I will swear to you that shit looked like the sweetest cunt I ever saw. That is why every time I hear the word cunt my mouth starts to water. How could a cunt NOT taste good. Damn you Eve!
The professor’s lesson for the day was that GOD could create shit so perfect and delicious and life sustaining with both man and woman reflected inside of it. Why do humans think they have any clue what GOD is about when at most they are barely half of the whole picture?
STEVE JOBS had a press release that he was suffering from a hormone imbalance and that was why he had been losing weight. He’s getting some hormone treatments so his shit should be back up[ll] by the spring. Apple’s stock bumped up a few points with this news since there had been rampant speculation concerning JOBS non-appearance for Macworld 2009.
It’s my honest opinion that STEVE JOBS is a hermaphrodyte and he is busy having the mark of the beast removed from his flesh. Everyone thinks that the leviathan of armageddon will be unleashed through IBM. Nahh party peoples, it will come from the apple.
DP Dot Com BONUS BEATS:
YouTube just deleted my video titled ‘Apple Store Computer Love’ where I take a trip into the retail side of Apple Computing. Kindly put an emphasis on the latter syllable of reTAIL.
The classic lives on though thanks to TERRENCE ELENTENY.
