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CLEVELAND, HERE I COME…
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008
Chocolate Snowflake is constantly asking me to reconsider staying in New York. There are tons of cities all around America that are building up, and even re-building, and could use the talents and skillsets of a construction project manager. I like Phoenix a lot. Even though I have only been to the airport I still imagine that I would love to live in Arizona. Despite the fact they are reputedly virulent racists. Hey, this is AmeriKKKa isn’t it?
I hadn’t really considered anywhere in Ohio since its pretty much understood that Ohio is a drive-thru state. Most people simply drive-thru Ohio to get to places like Chicago and even Detroit. That has to be a pretty good qualifier this is a state which is fucked the fuck up when people would rather be in Detroit. I’m starting to reconsider my thinking about Ohio, particularly Cleveland. Take a look at this news story about some dude literally having the pants beaten off his ass…
Fatal beating unnerves Cleveland neighborhood
Please read that article and find the part where the City Councilman says that the gang has sent word that anyone who speaks to the police “will face retribution”. What the peanut butter and jelly town has a councilman who works as an emissary for the local gang? I don’t doubt that the gang is superbadass, but when you have a councilman presenting your depravity as a warning to the rest of the city you are asking for the Feds to come through your town Waco style.
After the Feds get involved and start clearing this ‘burg up there will be tons more housing rehab opportunities available for those who want to work. the prices for houses in the neighborhood where dude was merc’ked sound pretty affordable too. Elderly lower working class residents living off their social security checks and medi-caid will be dying off soon. Buy their houses with cash and tell them to move the fuck to Atlanta or wherever elderly colored folks go to fade to black.
“Yesterday, this old home was a meth factory and gang hideout, today, it’s worth ten thousand euros.”
MORE MUGSHOT HAIRSTYLE MODELS
Monday, May 12th, 2008
I thought I told you that we won’t stop,
I thought I told you that we won’t stop, eh ay, eh ay
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MICHAEL WALTERS Michael brings that futuresexy into his Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling portfolio. He allegedly stole some credit card numbers from the Radio Shack store he worked in, charging over $10,000 to the credit cards he later forged. Extra credit was given for the chinstrap beard. |
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DAVID ARNOLD It’s not always the quantity that you are in possession of that makes for a great Mugshot Hairstyle Model, but what you are doing with what you are holding. The police caught David getting high with his own supply. |
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LYNETTE HARRISON When is the last time you can remember hearing the word ’embezzlement’? Lynette kept it old school in order to get herself entered in the Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling pageant. Lynette is the only MHM contestant that I ever wished I had conjugal visits with. |
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CHRISTOPHER CANONICO The addition of the goatee makes this loser look like a winner in my book. Chris was charged with third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance and seventh-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance. A few more of these arrests and Chris can submit his application for being a 33-degree Mugshot Hairstyle Model Mason. |
MUGSHOT HAIRSTYLE MODELS
Sunday, May 11th, 2008
Remember all the fun we used to have with our Mugshot Hairstyle Models programming? Where else would you find a mash-up between ‘Cops’ and ‘America’s Next Top Model’? I missed doing these drops so much that I thought I would pull one out for posterity.
Shout out to the Godfather, not JAMES BROWN though, who inspired a generation of Hip-Hop artists through his incredible music, and whose birthday just passed, but the Godfather JOHN GOTTI who inspired a generation of crappy rappers to assume his surname. The Dapper Don went in heavy on the styling mousse for the above mugshot hairstyle model headshot. Baby, you are a star.
All of today’s contestants are from Strong Island, New York. There’s this perception that because Nassau and Suffolk county are outside of the city limits of NYC that these areas can’t produce viable Mugshot Hairstyle Models. You be the judge…
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DANISH QURESHI Danny Boy likes the blonde highlights. He also likes watching women on the shitter via his wireless surveillance system he installed in the Dunkin’ Donuts where he worked. |
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FRANCES DeROSA Granny got a gun. Frances was charged with with third-degree grand larceny, eight counts of fourth-degree grand larceny and petty larceny. The real crime however would be to not recognize her contribution to MHM. |
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BEN SCHROPFER Ben was a Selden honors student before he decided to get into professional Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling. Ben wanted an extra day off from Newfield High School to work on his styling and sent an instant message to a few of his friends encouraging them to spread a rumor that there would be a shooting at school. Turns out there was a shooting after all. A mugshot that is. |
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CINDY ROBERTS Cindy leaves her children, ages 3 and 6, home alone when she is getting her styling done. Peep the nice touch of the forehead goiter. |
STEP YO’ SCANDAL GAME UP NIGGER!
Sunday, May 11th, 2008
Why is this man smiling?
That dude is VITO FOSSELLA, underboss for the Republican party and a U.S. Representative from Staten Island. FOSSELLA was a rising star in Republican circles until his arrest two weeks ago. He was on his way to dip his tip in some out of wedlock hoobastank when the po-po pulled his ass over for running a red light. FOSSELLA was apparently drunker than a muv up in that suv.
What unravels is the story of how FOSSELLA has fathered a child with the woman he was driving home to and how she believed that he was divorced from his wife. Essentially, FOSSELLA was a bigamist, but not even a good one since his wives didn’t know each other. Republicans in the House of Reps are secretly plotting to oust FOSSELLA now these revelations have become public.
Seriously, who the fuck cares about his drunk driving and illegitimate children? I’m amazed at how wack it is to be Congressman. This nigger has to drive his OWN car! I know why the Republicans are shook too. They are worried that any lingering scandal will damage the re-election chances of some of their members this election season. Keep in mind there are more positions other than that of the president up for grabs this November.
Personally I feel like the Republicans that patrol New York state need to get swapped out. We finally put AL D’AMATO out to pasture, GIULIANI is on time out (one hopes indefinitely) and now the politricks prodigy VITO FOSSELLA is on his way out. PETER KING you are next nigger. My real question is why would anyone elect someone named veto?