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Many of you know that there is a strike ongoing for the content creators of television and motion pictures. These writers are tired of the media conglomerates caking up ridiculously off their backsweat. There are all kinds of ways that corporations like Universal, Sony, Warner Brothers and Viacom re-purpose their work, but then also deny these folks the residuals that should be credited to them.

If Universal strikes a deal with an internets video provider to allow the online distribution of certain programming shouldn’t the creators of that programming receive monetary credit since Universal is charging the advertisers that attach their products to the online content?

Hell chea!

I ride with the writers all day every day not just because I want to be part of their fraternity one day, but because these people individually do more for the American economy and way of life than the corporations do. Fuck around and see if Viacom doesn’t outsource rap music from Pakistan when they find a revenue stream for Hindurabic ringtones.

Corporations are being mismanaged by AYN RAND disciples and that bitch had a heart colder than a prostitute during winter in Siberia. The new phrase I would like you all to ingest and memorize is ‘COMPASSIONATE CAPITALISM’. I’m tired of the notion that capitalism must squeeze the lifeblood out of everyone EXCEPT the capitalists. At some point there won’t be anything left and who will pick up the pieces when things fall apart?

Some of my folks decided to watch ‘Saturday Night Live’ last weekend since they never get to watch it regularly even after I had just gifted them the ‘Orange County’ DVD. Their behavior was directly counterintuitive to the writer’s strike and when Universal colludes with the cable television providers and establishes that their viewership remains strong this prolongs the strike. Don’t be like these people. Kill your television until the strike is resolved.

As a matter of fact, kill your television forever. The iNternets Celebrities are the future of broadcasting, and you are all iNternets Celebrities in my book.