Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

KEEPING MY EYES ON THE PRIZE…

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

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One of my dad’s favorite anecdotes was to give people flowers when they could still smell them. In honor of my dad’s 62nd birthday I decided to give some flowers to one of the great geniuses of African American expression. GIL SCOT-HERON is a consummate artist. He was an accomplished author before he even published music, and we all know his mighty poetic artistry is what has come to define the spoken word genre.

I should give credit to the Giant Step and Lyricist Lounge families that introduced me to GIL SCOT-HERON and another giant genius, JOHN COLTRANE. It was at dank, tiny club in New York City called S.O.B.’s that I saw GIL SCOT-HERON perform live. The pain and relevance contained in his lyrics was so readily apparent on his face. It was almost as if GIL wouldn’t be able to complete his set. He seemed ready to just be overcome with emotion and keel over. When GIL SCOT-HERON spoke of the demons that chased the junkie into oblivion you knew he WAS that addict and he was holding on for dear life.

In 2006, GIL announced that he was HIV positive even as he still struggled with heroin addiction. I appreciate GIL SCOT-HERON for being the messenger from GOD for me that ODB was as well as ‘TRANE and BILLIE HOLIDAY were. Look past the drugs and the alcohol and the substances that they were given to dilute their message. They were representatives of love. When I am loving someone that is where I find GOD everytime. GOD has already blessed GIL SCOT-HERON. When you find some love today give thanks for your blessings.


Message To The Messengers


Home Is Where The Hatred Is


Lady Day


We Almost Lost Detroit


Or Down You Fall


The Revolution Will Not be Televised


The Bottle

There’s No Time For Tears In The Penitentiary…

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

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What the hell are white chicks up to now? It wasn’t such a bad thing when they came out with the black girl booties. Actually, it was quite nice. But who is responsible for getting all these white women served up with jail time? It’s just wrong to put a snowflake in the clink. I don’t care how many times she has been caught driving under the influence. At least she hasn’t killed anyone with her car like BRANDY did.

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LINDSAY LOHAN is a nutcase that didn’t fall far enough from her family tree. Her moms is getting sued for embezzling or something like that. Her dad is a maniac too. Just a few weeks prior iNternets Celebrity 40 Dawg hung out with the troubled movie star and even offered to hold her weed when she was in New York City. She should have taken him up on his offer. Now she’s looking at three months in jail for violating her bracelet probation. This is a damn shame that she could have avoided. When are these ladies going to learn that going to jail only helps men sell records? What these broads need to do to break into the urban lifestyle market is to get a cover and pinup special in an issue of Black Swimsuit men’s magazine. Now I’ll buy that for a dollar.

es dubbz Shorty says, “What the hell are you bitches doing?!? You are rich already. You don’t need street credibility. There are people that value going to prison as some sort of educational experience, you should not be one of those people. I don’t want there to be a Barbie doll with a prison jumpsuit for sale in Toys ‘R Us this Christmas season. Baby white Jesus would have wept.

White Folks, We Got To Do Better…

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

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When the Black Entertainment Television program ‘Hot Ghetto Mess’ contacted DP Dot Com to become a producer for their trainwreck space shuttle crash of a show I knew better than to put my name on that hot mess. I don’t think B.E.T. has the management in place to create something originally, officially funny. They need to staff up for real and get rid of some of those dinosaurs that are killing Hip-Hop.

What’s so funny about the internets anyhoo? Yeah there are tons of pictures of people in some compromising poses, and sure there are images of gloriously ugly people, but how much of that shit can you watch? Well blow me down. Apparently this is what the network needed to capture the time slot that the program was broadcast in. If this is what the people want then maybe the braintrust at DP Dot Com needs to reconsider their content programming.

If you cant B.E.T. ’em, you might as well join ’em. I sent our newest intern, Shorty Whitebread a/k/a Es Dubbz onto the internets to pull up some images and give us his commentary on the state of the nation. It’s a little something called White Folks: We Got To Better. You ain’t neva lie, Shorty Whitebread. You ain’t neva lie.

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White Rappers

es dubbz Es Dubbz says “White folks, we got to do better. The first step is to stop rapping. Just because Eminem was one of the best rappers ever it doesn’t mean that there’ll ever be another good white rapper, and there isn’t. Let’s be happy with who we have in the game. You don’t see Black people in a rush to become opera singers.”

“You don’t have to rap in order to get a Hip-Hop sounding nickname. Just hang out with some Blacks and they’ll give you one for FREE.”


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Emo Garage Bands

es dubbz Shorty Whitebread says “White folks, we got to do better. Don’t start trying to bring back he New Wave 1980’s in your garage. Why don’t you just go to a rave or something. It was one thing for all the midwesterners moving into Brooklyn to be wearing Members Only jackets like the thrift store had a run on them, but if you start wearing Chams de Baron shirts and leather ties all over again we will become the worst dressed race. Behind the Latins and the Chinese.”

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Elvis Fans

es dubbz Shorty Dubbz says “White folks, we got to do better. Let’s just let Elvis Presley die already.”


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Random White People

es dubbz ES DUBBZ says “White folks, we got to do better. It’s time to come upstairs from the basement in your parents’ house and get a real job and sell all of your comic books.”


Meet The New DP Dot Com Intern…

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

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Everybody say hello to Shorty Whitebread

Shorty Whitebread comes to us from the Baltimore superblog Amadeo Sogni a/k/a The Ladies’ Choice. I’ve asked Shorty to pick up some of the editing chores that Yizzle Tudda had assumed during his stint here at the blog last week.

If you think Shorty might be too young to handle some of the work I will throw at him then think again. Shorty is actually a forty two year old with a thyroid condition and an absolute hankering for Wonder bread.

Now don’t none of you better not say nothing bad about Wonder bread.

SPORTS ARE GAY… NO, REALLY

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

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Remember when the NBA had to make a point of putting all the players into a dress code as if it were grade school? Remember how the NBA-directed media dissected every breath from RON ARTEST as if he were singlehandedly ruining the sport? Here’s a case of the chickens coming home to roost. It turns out that the gambling allegations against former NBA ref TIM DONAGHY aren’t the only transgressions on his docket sheet. I wonder why NBA Commissioner DAVID STERN didn’t direct the press to examine this man’s past before he was brought into the league?

215 Magazine: An Isolated Incident

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I’m also curious as to why the government is so hell bent for MICHAEL VICK’s anus. It’s not like he said GEORGE BUSH doesn’t care about Black people. There are hordes of media outlets being used to obfuscate the truth and actual facts about VICK’s connection to this scandal. One thing is for sure. MICHAEL VICK won’t be the same person when this is all done with, but will we be changed as a society that breeds all types of animals for sport and recreation? Will hunters stop hunting? Will horseracers stop their abusive breeding techniques? Will sheep no longer be ass-raped in Iowa? I don’t imagine this case will change anything.

BRICK CHENEY is an Atlanta based website that is doing an excellent job of bringing the truth about this case into the light. I hope this site continues to keep me abreast of the developments in this absurd trial and subsequent conviction via public opinion.

BRICK CHENEY: Rape Stands, Reporters and Racism

BONUS BULLSHIT…

The iNternets Celebrities is a movement that you need to get in tuned with.

chea ‘YE TUDDA says, “I fucks with the iNternets Celebrities”
Hell CHEA!