Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

Tastes Just Like Chichen Itza…

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

b heads

If you think you are having a problem holding your breakfast down then maybe you can imagine what kind of problem these dudes might be having.

Mexico is on some serious beheading shit. I thought it was only the arabs and the Indonesians who went in all crazy for the head chopping. The French had that whole guillotine movement a couple of hundred years ago but that was ceremonial. These fools in Mexico is dead ass serious.

I still plan on going to Cancun this summer though.

Did you know that there was so much money in moving drugs through Mexico? I need to ask my buddy from Tony’s Kansas City what the deal is with this. I would have thought that bringing drugs into America from South America was far more cost effective on airplanes and large shipping container vessels. How else do you flood an entire nation with narcotics unless you bring in kilotons of the shit. Maybe Mexico has the refineries and the processing plants? That cocoa leaf and poppy seed have to be processed somewhere don’t they?

In my mind, Del Monte or Kraftfoods has the factories that refine raw organic materials into narcotics for the American market. Who else has the facilities built to undertake this shit? Whenever I see an enterprise that generates a million billion trillion dollars I understand that white isn’t going to just let that operation lumber along. There is a global recession going down and if the drug trade wasn’t regulated previously (grow up people) it certainly is now. I don’t mean legislative regulation either. I mean that Warren G type regulation with guns, rocket launchers, tanks and planes type shit.

But on the real, the Mexicans need to stop fucking around with all this beheading shit. Just kill a motherfucker and keep it moving. Leave something for the wild dingoes in Mexico City.

The Last American Virgin…

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

virgin stores

The immaculate consumption is coming to an end.

Don’t you folks feel a little nervous about the news that there won’t be any more virgin stores here in the U.S.?

The main reason the terrorists hate us is because we have virgin stores where we buy our virgins. People living in Arabia and other places usually have to undergo a horrific death in order to get to see some virgins.

We’ll be losing more than just a retail outlet when the virgins stores are shuttered later this year. We’ll be losing a place for virgins, as well as nerds, geeks, dweebs and freaks to commune in their all black gothic gear or their multi-colored skinny jeans.

Where will all the virgins with pierced lower lips and tattoo sleeves get together to listen to Kings Of Leon? BTW, copp that!

So much of our identity as Americans is wrapped up around our consumption of the things that entertain us. I’m lucky enough to live in an area where I can go to a huge library or museum or even an off-Broadway performance to satisfy my need to commune with others, but for those of you living in regions that are lacking the cultural communal options that I have you may just be forced to following the arabic method of getting yourself next to some virgins.

In America, the big box store is our temple of consume, our mosque to marketing, our church of cha-ching.

The mall is our cathedral to commerce.

Fuck you sons of BERNARD MADOFF for snitching on the golden calf.

Ain’t No Love In The Heart Of The City…

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

heartbreak city

I have been pretty mopey as of late. I’m not feeling my life right now. I need to make a change. Or maybe I need to stop drinking so much Mountain Dew blue. I could be having the pitts from the dropoff when I’m not drinking my Mountain Dew. My weight isn’t really my problem though, my blood sugar is my demon.

Sometimes I dip into low blood sugar comas. Just very brief dopefiend nod offs. When I wake up after the few seconds of shut down my feet and hands hurt. This means that my blood isn’t moving through my body. What’s ironic is that I have always imagined that I woulds be a kick ass cyborg. We’ll see how that shakes out since I’m definitely gonna have to get some limbs amputated soon.

I’m gonna try to figure my shit out. In the meantime and in between time you can watch this faces of death type video that I made while traveling around NYC. I don’t know who dude was on the ground but he looked pretty much 5000. The cops were giving it their best though. Salute to those police that fought the good fight.

The god appeared to be on his way to work. He wasn’t looking like the homeless people that occupy the subways now on the regulack. I imagine he was on his way to work just like my dad was on his way to the 9-2-5 when he had his heart attack. The pain on his face was apparent too. This life sucks for working class poor people.


To Live And Die In NYC from dallas penn on Vimeo.

Bladerunner Is Still The G.O.A.T.

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

bladerunner

As I gird up to go fanboy banana bread crazy for the Watchmen premiere I have to remind myself of the G.O.A.T. sci-fi flick that questioned the validity of humanity and what it means to be human.

BladeRunner is still that crack after all these years. EDWARD JAMES OLMOS doesn’t get the props he deserves either for being the efficiently sinister “good cop”. That dude is an actor through and through.

Go copp BladeRunner if you don’t have it yet, as a matter of fact, if you don’t have BladeRunner yet turn on only the hot water and go stand in the shower naked.

The Bluster And The Busker…

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

busker

On the heels of BOBBY JINDAL’s recent G.O.PU~ we get to witness the unraveling of the current Republican party chairman MICHAEL STEELE.

STEELE was another slack attempt by the GOP to court diversity and reshape the image of the party into something a little less kneejerk and a lot more hip. The idea that just putting some color on some shit makes something current is PU~ in itself, but when you lack swagger as badly as the Republicans do you too would think MICHAEL STEELE was the answer.

Over the weekend STEELE was a guest on the D.L. HUGHLEY show and he commented that RUSH LIMBAUGH was not the de facto leader of the Republican party and that RUSH was an “ugly, incendiary entertainer”. On Monday morning LIMBAUGH opened a can of whoop ass so big that by that very afternoon STEELE was scrambling to issue an apology in the press.

LMFAO! I have been waiting for this douche STEELE to get bitchslapped by a Democrat, but this is even more enjoyable to peep his public PU~ from the hands of the true voice of the Republican party. LIMBAUGH didn’t just give STEELE a veritable ‘Ho Sit Down!’, he called for STEELE’s head on his talk radio show.

“Why are you running the Republican Party?

Why do you claim you lead the Republican Party when you seem obsessed with seeing to it that President Obama succeeds?

I would be embarrassed to say that I’m in charge of the Republican Party in the sad-sack state that it’s in.

If I were chairman of the Republican Party, given the state that it’s in, I would quit.”

Oh. Shit.

Now that STEELE has been shown to be the dancing monkey how soon before the Republicans put another face in his chairman seat in order to make inroads for the 2009 local elections?

MICHAEL STEELE got pwn3d so badly he won’t be able to raise one red cent (Ha. Socialism) for the Republicans.

Here’s to hoping that the Grand Ol’ Party continues the PU~ all year long.

Someone get SARAH PALIN on the phone.