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Outfit Architecture…

Sunday, January 29th, 2012

This is how I end up going on missions to acquire kicks and other elements to accentuate my swag repertoire. Just a simple encounter with Bek Live on the Deuce reminded me that there are so many other brands which deserve my dollar loyalty for their legacy of creating well made apparel.

The Descente brand has long been a sportsmens favorite for their biking gear and their ski wear. I picked up this ski jacket over the weekend off the eBay system for only $25 bucks and FREE shipping.

The aquamarine and royal purple hits reminded me of the Air Jordan VIII ‘Aquas’ that I had more than twenty years ago. I looked them up on eBay and the prices weren’t too enticing at about $300 for the retros issued five of so years ago.

Nike’s Jordan Brand division has just done a re-boot (you see what I just did?) of the VIII style called the 8.0 and they even have an ‘Aqua’ inspired colorway. The fact that these shoes are just sitting on shelves collecting dust means that by next winter I’ll have at least two elements to my ‘Aquaman’ outfit.

Now I need to find a ‘LO sweater which ties this whole thing together.

Something in royal purple…

Get Ready For Combat…

Friday, January 27th, 2012

Prison isn’t the final stop for people with a strong mind and a belief in themselves. Proof of that is DJ Benhameen, who featured his prison poetry on this episode of the Combat Jack Show, and special guest Maino, who endured ten years in prison only to return to reality and become a rap star.

These two examples are some of the only positive stories coming from the prison industrial complex. Oh yeah, and racist Pete.

The Combat Jack Show (Maino) 1-25-12 by PNCRadio

ti$A x NYC = Tammany Hall 2.7.12

Thursday, January 26th, 2012

YES INTERNETS! That tAz Arnold, so do me a favor and put on something fresh to def

Mugshot Hairstyle Models…

Monday, January 23rd, 2012

This is what your typical Sexual Act Solicitors look like. Allegedly, of course, until a jury finds them guilty. Mugshot hairstyle models commit all kinds of crimes against humanity but mostly against hair follicles.

Let’s take a look at some of the recent round of models mugging for their closeup…

ASSAULT
This model is ready to kick some ass with her slickback style and her steely glare. The knife she wields is just for special effects.

GRAND LARCENY FRAUD
The neckbrace is for to hide her stolen credit cards. And her styling comb.

DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE
The beatdown this model was given by his own car’s steering wheel was epic enough to bring out the highlights in his hairstyle. Good job dude.

CHILD ENDANGERMENT
The best thing about Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling is that it isn’t all age biased like regular modeling is. We’re not selling high fashion items here with MHM, but a lifestyle industry, and if you didn’t know this already prison is America’s last industry.

GRAND LARCENY FELONY
This man’s toupee is a capital crime to good taste everywhere.

Get Your Tail To Watch Red Tails…

Sunday, January 22nd, 2012

If you don’t know the story of the Tuskeegee Airmen then you are prA’li someone who doesn’t know about the 54th Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry, the first formal unit of the US Army to be made up entirely of African-American men. Black dudes BEEN getting their ass shot the fux off just to say they too sing America.

‘Red Tails’ is George ‘Star Wars’ Lucas telling the story of the 332nd Fighter Group and the 477th Bombardment Group of the U.S. Army Air Corps. We refer to these soldiers as the Tuskeegee Airmen since that is where they were trained in Alabama during the segregated period of America’s armed forces. Read the Tuskeegee Airmen’s Wiki page.

George Lucas does a deft job in describing the valor which these soldiers possessed without doing too much pandering. The story is incredible in itself before Lucas adds his Industrial Light and Magic techniques. Flying an airplane is difficult enough without trying to shoot something from it. The Tuskeegee Airmen’s bravery wasn’t so much about the German planes they destroyed as it was in the American planes which they helped return from their bombing missions.

There were a few moments in the film which made me cringe because of the dialogue being used by the actors but nothing was said which detracted from my enjoyment of this film. This might be the first time I even enjoyed watching Terrence Howard act. So yeah, Lucas was definitely using his magic for this one. Do yourself a favor and go out to see this family flick.

‘Red Tails’ isn’t a Black movie.

‘Red Tails’ is an American movie and I too sing America.