CRUNK and Disorderly showed me that the problems begin with a deity complex and a love for little boys’ jackets.
With a few more grammy awards you can substitute a ‘BUBBLES’ for a JAMIE or a JOHN.
The tiny jacket is the key for your upgrade to the ‘other’ white meat.
But eventually, the tiny jacket drags you into a wormhole of mental insanity.
“Nigga gotta find a way, find a way to make some money” – 213
I have had designs on putting out a book detailing my youth in and around NYC, but there is a crush of writers turning out the worst bullshiite you could ever read. I don’t want to be lumped in together with these miscreants. How the fuck can you be functionally illiterate and still publish a book?!?
I can’t hate on these folks too hard because they have found a way to activate people into the habit of reading. We are living in a post-literate civilization. People receive information from television and radio well before they will pick up a newspaper. So for some folks to be able to sell books to convicts and the jigs on 125th Street is no small feat.
So where do I start? Do people want to read about NYC in the 1980’s? Everybody is pushing the story of crack cocaine, but no one is telling the truth about the destruction left in the wake of the epidemic. That was Black America’s tsunami 20years before Hurricane Katrina touched the coastline. Maybe I should tell my truths about selling drugs and taking drugs. There is an intimate connection between the users and the sellers and more often than not the roles get reversed.
I really want to put my story out about my asshole years and all the women I abused during the time that I hated myself. I had a contentious relationship with my family that almost resulted in my parents’ divorce and was probably responsible for the disconnect that I have with my younger brother.
So much shit to write about…
Damn, thanks for letting me think out loud to your eyes. I have to give thanks to all the good folks that ride with this site no matter what I put on these pages. Y’all will be the folks that get a free copy of the first hardcover edition. Now I am going back to bed and what I was enjoying before I decided to get up to jot down my thoughts.
As if we didn’t already spend all of our money at the crap tables in Afghanistan and in Iraq. The U.S. taxpayer is being forced to ante up again to the tune of $75million in order to help “build” a democracy in Iran. That is before Iran decides to get all “new clear” on our azzes.
I would believe that Iran was a credible nuclear threat if a more credible source was blowing the whistle. France hasn’t had any dap in years when it comes to these squabbles in the Middle East. Remember when France said that SADDAM didn’t have any WMD’s and then we found them. When I say WMD of course I am referring to the White Milk Drinkers that wear those burkhas to hide their unsightly facial hair.
Now if Switzerland was pitching a bitch I would be like, “Whoa Tehran, be easy on that enriched uranium”. The Swiss don’t make a peep until shit gets real in the field.
Saturday February 25, 2006
KeiStar Productions Presents
FLAVORS
*In Honor Of Black History Month*
Recapping The Hottest Joints of The 90’s
*1990-1999 The Golden Years*
Music By DJ SPINNA & Special Guest RICH MEDINA
@ Pepper’s Lounge – 95 Leonard Street
(btwn Church Street & Broadway – 4 blocks south of Canal Street – NYC)
Recapping the 90’s > R.I.P. J-DILLA!
*A Tribe Called Quest * Aaliyah * AZ * Big L * Black Moon * Brand New Heavies * Black Sheep * Boot Camp Click * Brand Nubian*Buju Banton * Busta * Common * Craig Mack * Crystal Waters * Dee-Lite * De La Soul * Dr Dre * En Vogue * Faith Evans * Fugees * Gangstar * Garnett Silk * Heavy D * Horace Brown * Ice Cube * Intro * Jay Z * Keith Murray * Kool G Rap * Leaders Of The New School * LL Cool J * Mary J Blige * MC Lyte * Mobb Deep * M.O.P. * Nas*Naughty By Nature * Notorious B.I.G. * Pete Rock & CL Smooth * Queen Latifah * Redman * Shaba Ranks * Soul For Real*Sounds Of Blackness * SWV * The Roots * TLC * Total * Tupac * Ultra Nate * Wu Tang * X-Clan & more…
Doors 10PM-4AM – Admission $10 w-RSVP or above flyer printout
Aquarians & Pisces FREE Before Midnight
In Search of… The HOLY GRAIL.
My quest continues for the Holy Grail of footwear. For now I am turning my attentions away from the NIKE Air Tech Challenge tennis shoes inspired by ANDRE AGASSI to another one of my favorite shoes endorsed by a world class athlete. There wasn’t a whole lot that VINCENT EDWARD JACKSON didn’t know and one of the things he knew best was how to excite an arena full of spectators.
Whether it was the tape measure length home runs he smashed before the happy go lucky steroids era in baseball or the brutal pounding(no brokeback) that he issued to any defensive players that tried to tackle him on the gridiron, BO JACKSON was the O.G. human highlight reel.
Where DEION ‘PRIMETIME’ SANDERS was all trashtalk and flash, JACKSON was all smash, as in smashmouth. In his first year playing football for the Los Angeles Raiders, JACKSON rushed for 554 yards with only 81 carries. That amounts to almost seven yards of offense every time he touched the ball. Some quareterbacks can’t match that average of production and they throw the ball down the field.
BO was also a beast on the baseball diamond. 1989 was his break out season with the Kansas City Royals. JACKSON finshed forth in the American League in home runs, and runs batted in. Mind you, this is before all the MLB players were juicing so these are numbers based on sheer talent and skills.
BO’s biggest contribution to sport was the campaign that NIKE created to promote his cross-training sneakers.
The ads were titled ‘BO knows’ and they featured JACKSON doing a litany of other activities that were athletic and cerebral. Who knew that BO was also great at tennis, golf, auto racing and he could even play the blues guitar alongside legendary musician BO DIDDLEY? Well, maybe BO couldn’t play the blues, but I sure would like to play in those blue Air Trainer 3’s. If anybody has a hook up at Athlete’s Foot or Foot Locker please holler at the kid.
The sickest pair of A.T. 3’s that I have come across are the VioTechs.
I call them the Air Jokerz Quickstrike
