Archive for December, 2007

POLITRICKS 2008: Sex, Lies & Videotapes…

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

ghirate

I’m anxious for the new year just to see how much more shit will be unearthed from the administration of G DUBBZ. The latest, greatest scandal regarding the disappearance and probable destruction of the videotapes made by the C.I.A. documenting their techniques of witness information interrogation has been as tragically comical and hypocritical as anything before it.

Can you imagine how gruesome those tapes must have been in order for the C.I.A. to have to destroy them? Waterboarding? Ha! More like water sports and sodomy. Abu Ghirab was just a taste[ll] of what some of these suspects would come to face at the hands of pervy contractors. These contractors were so hard up for sex that they were raping American co-eds as soon as a new batch touched in Baghdad. Put that same aggression into interrogating arab peoples and you already know how it was really going down.

2 Girls, 1 Cup? Nope. That would be an instructional video for Christian missionaries. How about 2 Insurgents, 1 Horny Hung Camel, 1 Moldy Baclava and a Barrel of Oil? Let me see if I can find the URL for that one (BTW, you need to know that EVERYTHING is available on video through the Kurdish black market).

Extra [ll] and extremely NSFW

Clip from missing CIA torture tapes

2008 cRap Music Fantasy League – Q1 Registration

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

negroes

Here’s how this shit works…

Choose a name for your very own record label…

Inside the comments section you will select eight(8) individual artists. Of those eight(8) artists at least one(1) must be a female rapper. Not a man who likes to kiss other men, but an actual female. Each roster must contain one(1) R&B genre entertainer.

*FYI* R.Kelly, T-Pain and Queen Latifah can each be considered either R&B singers, and or cRappers

If you are confused on how to submit your label name and roster then please let ome of the veterans submit their choices. People will select similar artists. The key is to select the five or six artists that typically score a lot of points while including a couple of dark horses to your roster who come out of no where to do smart dumb rapper shit and score points for your label.

Being a good cRap Music Mogul isn’t always about record sales. Often it’s about criminal indictments and lawsuits. Diddy remains in the top 10 cRap Music Fantasy League lineup for all the lawsuits he accrues. Foxy Brown hasn’t released an album in who knows how long yet she scores points for her label owners by maintaining her arrest docket.

For more information on the rules and scoring of the cRap Music Fantasy League read these drops…

  • cRap Music Fantasy League Rules
  • cRap Music Fantasy League Point System
  • ** Note: The only time an artist may be moved from one’s roster is if he dies during the quarter in play. The roster still will gain the 1000pts for the cRapper’s death. This is the new Pimp C rule.

    Don’t submit your roster in the comments section until you have carefully thought it through. There will be a confirmation e-mail sent to you after the registration period is over.

    ***Registration for Q1 2008 ends midnight 12.31.2007 EST

    FREEDOM FRIDAYS 5th YEAR ANNIVERSARY…

    Friday, December 28th, 2007

    freedom front

    freedom front

    Lawyers = The Real American Gangsters…

    Friday, December 28th, 2007

    remy martin

    Your least favorite music video network has a least favorite blogger. His name is BILLY X. SUNDAY.

    Do you know what was the biggest news in rap music last week? Here’s a hint, it was bigger than Jigga being given the boot from his presidency at Def Jam? Larger than Lil’ Wang’s ‘Leak’ and Lupe’s ‘Cool’?

    When the lawyers for Makeda Barnes-Joseph smartly attached Universal Records as the co-defendant for their multi-million dollar lawsuit this was the loudest shot ever heard in rap music. This is bigger than the deaths of Tupac and Biggie Smalls combined.

    Several blogs ago I posed the question why people had not yet filed class action lawsuits against rappers and their record labels for the damage that has been wrought from the profiteering of poor people’s addictions and disenfranchisement. Think about it, all these rappers that were trappers in their former day jobs should have a long line of victims in their wake. Although rappers have told us that they live with no regrets I’m sure there are plenty of families that regret the day their father, mother, sister, or brother became addicted to drugs. Some of these rappers might start to at least feign regret after they receive a notice of monetary disposition from some shark ass attorney.

    The attorneys for the alleged victim in the Remy Martin trial know that Remy is two steps from filing or bankruptcy. Universal Records however, has reportedly given money to Jesus Christ in order for him to pay off his Pell college loans. Universal’s pockets are that deep. Universal, as a corporation, owns Def Jam, Interscope, and half of the planet Earth. It makes sense to sue them since they write the checks for Remy Martin in the first place. If they have made any money from her thug image and music then they should be giving it back for her thug behavior.

    Keep in mind, we discussed some time ago that the people who pull triggers are the thugs, while those that order the hits are the gangsters. So Remy Martin was never really a boss after all like Lil’ Kim was. Remy Martin was just a weedcarrier for Fat Joe. Her most memorable verses are from the song ‘Lean Back’. Don’t play yourself on this forum by saying anything different. Lil’ Kim went from stashing weed in her punany to having her own lil’ army. Lil’ Kim’s soldiers were also her shooters and she even did a bid for them as foolish as that was.

    Still and all, this fantasy mafia lifestyle shit will eventually run its course. The real mafia wants their name back and what will all of these gangsta Man-Tans be left with? Bupkus. What I’m left with is a community that has seen the high life with no reasonable route to secure it, nor the true understanding of really how little it is worth in the end. In a few days the 2007 Maybach will be last year’s joint and one step closer to being washed up. I can see more proactive religious groups hiring lawyers to file more lawsuits in the coming months. Smart dumb rappers better learn how to rhyme shit with the word LITIGATION.

    AIDS Rules Everything Around Me…

    Friday, December 28th, 2007

    aids

    A leading auto-immune system research scientist, BILL NARAYAN, passed away this week. Dr. NARAYAN has been working to develop a low cost vaccine for HIV/AIDS to be distributed in economically impoverished countries. I’d like to act like his heart attack was some kind of plot by the giant pharmaceutical conglomerates to thwart his vaccine development, but honestly, I believe the doctor was in bed with these companies in the first place.

    The big problem I have come to understand about the so-called AIDS virus is that it lacks a viral fingerprint. Every virus on the planet from Ebola to the bird flu all have distinct fingerprints that you can register when you submit their blood cultures to a microscope. AIDS is the only human virus that only has… Symptoms?!?

    The detection of an overproduction of white blood cells is generally considered the marker for HIV infection. However, the overproduction of white cells can occur for a variety of reasons. One could have influenza or even be pregnant. I firmly believe that whether you are diagnosed to have HIV/AIDS, or the common flu all depends on your sexual preference, your race, and your class status. The doctors that have opened this argument have been summarily disenfranchised. With billions of trillions of dollars at stake for the industry of AIDS it would be extremely bad business to ultimately disavow the disease.

    So we continue to demonize sex as a culture which in turn creates the need for pornography. I ask you to take a step backwards and determine for yourself if the moneys generated by pornography aren’t in proportion to the media push to censor it, and the research dollars granted to “fight” the spread of HIV? What do I know anyhoo? Maybe the whole AIDS epidemic is a hoax after all. At least it is giving me some freaky images to stare at on my computer.

    Do you think the scorpion is a male or female? Nevermind[ll].

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