KEISTAR Productions Presents FLAVORS

February 18th, 2006

flavors

Saturday February 25, 2006

KeiStar Productions Presents

FLAVORS
*In Honor Of Black History Month*
Recapping The Hottest Joints of The 90’s
*1990-1999 The Golden Years*

Music By DJ SPINNA & Special Guest RICH MEDINA

@ Pepper’s Lounge – 95 Leonard Street
(btwn Church Street & Broadway – 4 blocks south of Canal Street – NYC)

Recapping the 90’s > R.I.P. J-DILLA!
*A Tribe Called Quest * Aaliyah * AZ * Big L * Black Moon * Brand New Heavies * Black Sheep * Boot Camp Click * Brand Nubian*Buju Banton * Busta * Common * Craig Mack * Crystal Waters * Dee-Lite * De La Soul * Dr Dre * En Vogue * Faith Evans * Fugees * Gangstar * Garnett Silk * Heavy D * Horace Brown * Ice Cube * Intro * Jay Z * Keith Murray * Kool G Rap * Leaders Of The New School * LL Cool J * Mary J Blige * MC Lyte * Mobb Deep * M.O.P. * Nas*Naughty By Nature * Notorious B.I.G. * Pete Rock & CL Smooth * Queen Latifah * Redman * Shaba Ranks * Soul For Real*Sounds Of Blackness * SWV * The Roots * TLC * Total * Tupac * Ultra Nate * Wu Tang * X-Clan & more…

Doors 10PM-4AM – Admission $10 w-RSVP or above flyer printout
Aquarians & Pisces FREE Before Midnight

KEISTAR.COM

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

February 18th, 2006

the holy grizzly

In Search of… The HOLY GRAIL.

My quest continues for the Holy Grail of footwear. For now I am turning my attentions away from the NIKE Air Tech Challenge tennis shoes inspired by ANDRE AGASSI to another one of my favorite shoes endorsed by a world class athlete. There wasn’t a whole lot that VINCENT EDWARD JACKSON didn’t know and one of the things he knew best was how to excite an arena full of spectators.

bo knows

Whether it was the tape measure length home runs he smashed before the happy go lucky steroids era in baseball or the brutal pounding(no brokeback) that he issued to any defensive players that tried to tackle him on the gridiron, BO JACKSON was the O.G. human highlight reel.

Where DEION ‘PRIMETIME’ SANDERS was all trashtalk and flash, JACKSON was all smash, as in smashmouth. In his first year playing football for the Los Angeles Raiders, JACKSON rushed for 554 yards with only 81 carries. That amounts to almost seven yards of offense every time he touched the ball. Some quareterbacks can’t match that average of production and they throw the ball down the field.

bo knows s.i.

BO was also a beast on the baseball diamond. 1989 was his break out season with the Kansas City Royals. JACKSON finshed forth in the American League in home runs, and runs batted in. Mind you, this is before all the MLB players were juicing so these are numbers based on sheer talent and skills.

BO’s biggest contribution to sport was the campaign that NIKE created to promote his cross-training sneakers.

bo jaxxx

The ads were titled ‘BO knows’ and they featured JACKSON doing a litany of other activities that were athletic and cerebral. Who knew that BO was also great at tennis, golf, auto racing and he could even play the blues guitar alongside legendary musician BO DIDDLEY? Well, maybe BO couldn’t play the blues, but I sure would like to play in those blue Air Trainer 3’s. If anybody has a hook up at Athlete’s Foot or Foot Locker please holler at the kid.

The sickest pair of A.T. 3’s that I have come across are the VioTechs.

jokerz trainerz

I call them the Air Jokerz Quickstrike

jacker

HAITI: Have Gun, Will Shoot

February 17th, 2006

bang bang

I am thinking that these folks in Haiti don’t care who sits in their presidential palace so long as they get to shoot somebody. The new president appears to be the old president RENE PREVAL. He was granted the office by the slimmest of margins, despite numerous protests of voter fraud and election rigging. Sounds like a familiar story, but I can’t remember where I heard it.

I still don’t believe the tumult will be resolved until they get a way to put food on their table on the regulack. I just wish that NIKE or Timberland would open up a factory in Haiti so that they could help feed the people that buy all of their shit. NIKE and Timberland would save hell’a dough too on their East coast retailers’ shipping expenses. Instead of using the long containers to cross the Pacific Ocean they could just tie a crate of boxes and a couple of old car tires to a Haitian and just float that shit to Miami. Trust me on this, Haiti is just like Singapore, niggas would be happy earning a dollar a day. That shit sure beats getting your azz pistol-whupped for no money down.

c'est pase

NBA ALL-STAR WEEKEND

February 17th, 2006

hell'a teh ghey


Houston white women had better watch out…

KOBE BRYANT is a great ball handler and he likes to score a lot in and around the rim.

His favorite move is the back-door lay-in.

DALLASPENN.COM is For the Childrens…

February 17th, 2006

c.o.g.

I believe that children are the future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children’s laughter remind us how we used to be

Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on me

I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone’s shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I will live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can’t take away my dignity


Fuck that bullshit! What kid today cares about dignity or integrity? These fools want money and they will kill your azz to get it. GOD blesses the child that has his own even if he has to steal it to get it.

Some jig lady in Florida is all pissy because the local jakes gave the killer beat down to her purported child. The lady’s name is GINA JONES and the boy’s name is MARTIN LEE ANDERSON. Is it me, or are there always problems with children from families where no one has the same last name?

More Floirda shenanigans are afoot when a middle school gym teacher allows the students to opt out of class when they pay him one dollar?!? I’m just scared that those dollars went to the purchase of Now&Later and LemonHead candies used to bribe the gym shorts off the elementary school students.

This dude from Britain, NEIL ENTWHISTLE, must not have been watching the telly while across the pond. He killed his wife and nine month old daughter while in Connecticut. Somebody should have told his limey azz about SCOTT PEDERSEN.

I hope that BILLY SUNDAY wasn’t involved in this next story because he always talked about having sex with an amputee…
A thief broke into the home of a 16yr old girl and stole her $16,000 prosthetic leg and nothing else. We can only wish that the girl was named PEGGY.