In a perfect world we will never have to deal with a faggy team that wears teal turquoise as the World Champions.
Do you see the way their wide receiver likes to hug the pole?!? (double extra N.H.)
TURQUOISE Is For FAGS
January 18th, 2006You Too Can Be President (of Def Jam).
January 18th, 2006
From the outside looking in, a lot of folks wondered how SEAN CARTER came to be the president of Def Jam records. Even the record industry people that knew JAY-Z had a difficult time in conducting a prolonged conversation without succumbing to rapping were slightly amused.
Again, from the outside looking inward it is one of the greatest rags to riches stories. Parallel in some ways to that of the little orphan Annie whose theme song gave the under five years old crew another tune to drone on about in JAY-Z’s catalog other than the ‘Jigga, My Nigga‘ song (which by the way I first heard sung by a five year old holding his mother’s hand while she shopped in the Fulton Mall). Despite his penchant for simple hooks that attract infants and those of us with the same brain capacity, JAY-Z doesn’t rank in the BILLY SUNDAY Top 5 G.O.A.T. crapper list. However, the self-proclaimed G.O.A.T. must owe some serious scrilla to SEAN CARTER.
I am not going to drag this post out for too long just to say that I had an epiphany this past weekend. I finally had the chance to listen to the ‘Grey Album’ and some other classic JAY-Z material. All I heard on these songs was LL COOL J’s inflections and cadence. It dawned on me that JAY-Z has been writing lyrics for LL COOL J for prah’lee at least 15 years. That is definitely SEAN CARTER’s pen work on ‘Boomin’ System’ and ‘Jinglin’ Baby’.
How else could JAY-Z supersede LL COOL J and DMX to ascend to the mythic position of label president? He had to have the leverage of his total writing catalog and not just his affiliation as Mr.BeYONCE KNOWLES. Its become obvious that SEAN CARTER has the business acumen of a Roc-A-Wear wristband for letting the JUELZ SANTANA project cool down and lose momentum while having the GHOSTFACE album damn near delayed until summer. The T.I.’s at Island Records Group which is owned by Universal Music Group, which is owned by General Electric will eventually get around to counting their beans at Def Jam.
So you can expect for JAY-Z to be releasing an album during the third quarter of 2006. Or getting a visit from the terminator, BOBA FETT.
It’s All About Money, Ain’t a Damn Thing Funny…
January 18th, 2006
GOD’s anger is what brought N’Awlins to her knees, and he was especially pissed off with JUVENILE. So just like Hurricane Starrkeysha, when it rains on JUVENILE, it pours.
More Magnolia bad news: MYSTIKAL ’bout to be broke fo’sho wardie!
Did any of you know that Ms.DYNAMITE was this gully? She must have an album coming out.
I have a dream… EMINEM and KIM get back together on M.L.K. day.
And y’all didn’t wanna believe me when I told y’all that M.L.K. day is for lovers.
AND NOW… A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
January 17th, 2006
NBA TIGHT PANTS ALL-STAR GAME
January 14th, 2006
I can remember begging my dad to let me stay awake late so that I could watch the NBA Tight Pants All Star Game. Back in those days the NBA was broadcast at 2am E.S.T. because network executives didn’t think that they had a brand that was family friendly for primetime television. There was something ‘NahRight‘ about a whole bunch of Black Men running around in extremely tight pants, shooting, slamming, dunking and banging with each other. Please say three No Homos to yourself after that last sentence.
Since I was just a kid I didn’t see anything wrong with all of that and I enjoyed the competition and gamesmanship. I remember the All-Star Game that was played back in 1965 featured so many Hall of Fame caliber players. The games were fast paced and there was always a lot of scoring (did I say No Homo earlier?). I can remember the game almost as if it were yesterday…
JOHN STOCKTON dribbled the ball up the court…
passing off for a layup to Tight Pants All Star and Long Socks Legend MICHAEL COOPER
The New York Knicks Tight Pants contingent got into the game when WALT ‘CLYDE‘ FRAZIER inbounded the ball to…
BLACK JESUS from Philadelphia a/k/a EARL ‘The PEARL’ MONROE whose nifty ball-handling(n.h.) broke down the defense and then he passed to…
BERNARD ‘AUTOMATIC MONEY’ KING who never missed an open 16 footer in his life.
GEORGE ‘ICEMAN’ GERVIN was as ice cold a competitor as anybody when he was heating up the scoreboard
RICK BARRY didn’t have a cool on-court nickname like the jig players did, but he does have two or three sons carrying on his legacy playing ball in the current longshortsmen league.
MOSES MALONE banged with MAGIC JOHNSON(extra N.H.) and KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR,
and you know that LARRY BIRD and MAGIC banged hard with each other.
While fellow Detroit Piston teammate DENNIS RODMAN grabbed a ton of broads boards…
ADRIAN ‘A.D.’ DANTLEY took long socks and tight pants scoring to the next level.
Forget about those Atlanta child murders because it was DOMINQUE WILKINS who was killing shit with his sick repertoire of high flying dunks.
I don’t even have to say his name because you know who the man was in the tight pants that we were all jocking(extra super JIM JONES N.H.).
Those were the good ol’ days in the NBA. When the price of a courtside ticket could get you a show from tremendously gifted athletes and possibly a package with salty chocolate balls.
CALVIN KLEIN apparently likes salty chocolate balls.
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