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Even Yankee Fans Suffer From ‘Roid Rage…

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

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If the ballfield in the Bronx was the “house that Ruth built” it has become the building that ROGERr CLEMENS demolished.

What kind of shit does this dude think he can get away with? At least BARRY ‘BobbleHead’ BONDS didn’t diddle a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD! That’s some ROBERT SYLVESTER hebephile bullshit. Why isn’t CLEMENS in cuffs right now?

There are all kinds of Black males sitting in Texas jails for crimes they did not commit and ROGERr CLEMENS is a baseball hero who fucks fifteen year old girls. I’m disgusted right now because this is someone with a problem and the authorities are busy putting WESLEY SNIPES in jail for several years. I am going to write my congressman.

Remember when CLEMENS was on Capitol Hill all haughty and full of hubris? At the same time he knew he had stepped out on his wife with a tender little piece of pooncake. What a bad, bad man this ROGERr CLEMENS turned out to be. He’s prA’li using his sons to scare up some action for him. ROGERr CLEMENS needs to go to jail for being a douchebag supreme.

In other bad news for the Bronx Bombers we have the story of a motorist using her car to kill a fan from Red Sox nation. She couldn’t take the taunts from Boston fans after people saw her Yankee bumper sticker. Sounds to me like a case of ‘roid rage.

I blame ROGERr CLEMENS.

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The Belles Toll For Thee…

Monday, May 5th, 2008

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When MICHAEL VICK comes home from prison someone should advise him to buy himself a few horse stables. You can kill, er, “put down” horses when they can no longer run. And PETA will call you a humanitarian too. Despite the fact that you drugged up the animal with steroids and hormones and prA’li even some cocaine in order for it to run harder, better, faster, stronger (no you know who).

I know these fools give those horses blow because I look at the horses’ nostrils and I realize that this is an animal that can handle that yayze. Its ridiculous to think of all the drugs that horses are subjected to in order to increase their level of competition for showcases like the Preakness, the Belmont Stakes, and of course, the Kentucky Derby. But you won’t see PETA coming to Churchill Downs with picket signs evar. I wonder why?

The fact still remains that you will get more prison time for killing a dog than you will for shooting a fusillade of fifty bullets at a Black man. The bells toll for the runner-up in this years’ Kentucky Derby, Eight Belles, the same way the bells tolled for SEAN BELL. All kinds of people will say that the killing was justified, but at the end of the day don’t act like it wasn’t murder.

Is all I’m sayin’.

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

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I almost copped the black Air Max pictured above at A.J. Wright for thirty cent. I ended up passing on them because they aren’t my favorite colorway for these shoes.

I fucks with the ‘Brazilian Favela’ colorway. Straight Bahia on you bitches. Summer icy white with royal blue trimmings. Damn I need these.

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air max

These joints were called the Air Max Sensation. This was CHRIS WEBBER’s sneaker for his second year in the league when he was still with Golden State. Back then WEBBER was the next OSCAR ROBERTSON. He could dribble, pass and shoot. Even though WEBBER isn’t in the league anymore his shoes still rep hardbody.

These were the b-ball edition of the Air Max ’95 platform. KEN GRIFFEY and NEON DEION had similar shoes. These joints here are the business.

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air max

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The Association: Everybody Hates Chris…

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

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Not CHRIS PAUL, everybody loves CP3. CHRIS PAUL and the New orleans Hornets are about to send MARK CUBAN and his Dallas Mavericks into the offseason. Some sportswriters are going as far as anointing CHRIS PAUL the savior of the NBA.

CHRIS WEBBER… Not so much.

The great and oft-maligned CHRIS WEBBER retired this season from the Golden State Warriors. That is where his career in the NBA began. CHRIS WEBBER has made an interesting and inglorious trip through the NBA.

That’s why I hope he ends up being a first ballot Hall of Famer.

Sheeeeeeeeit, for no other reason than his Weed Owning cred. Peep game…

NBA PLAYOFFS 2007: A Warrior Weed Owner’s Last Stand

What up UnKut?

What up F.D.?

What up Straight Bangin’?

What up Nah’Ryu?

BLU CHEEZ gives you a C DUBBZ mini gallery showing the highs and lows of an ignominious NBA career.

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C DUBBZ pwned this bum’s nightmares.

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CHRIS was on his way to a weed-smoking paraphernalia outlet shopping excursion during a holiday road game in Portland.

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C hears the whispers that the Lakers are in town.

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STR8 PWNAGE.

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Its not easy to be buds when you both smoke different buds. Hydro or Hashish. I can’t call it.

cw

[ll] to Blu Cheez finding a candid picture of CW in the tub. Extra [ll] to whoever took it in the first place.

cw


C DUBBZ is definitely my nigger.

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The Association: Belize Stand Up!

Friday, April 25th, 2008

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The Wiz get one off the Cavs and the country of Belize has a holiday.

Okay, maybe not the country.

One of the reasons I was hoping that the Nuggets would have a long playoff run was to stem the tide of all the Black men getting merc’ked in Denver.

Between the Pistons and the Tigers both being so good in their respective sports, only the lord knows, but you may have a few less domestic violence cases in Detroit at least until the Lions take the field.

Here’s the breakdown…

Western Conference

LakeShow is too damn good for Denver. I predict this series to be 4-1.

The Spurs should sweep the Suns, but I don’t think the Association will let their golden boy get done in like that. Spurs prevail 4-2.

The Rockets run out of fuel before Game 7. Utah 4-2.

Hornets sweep Mavericks. All team owners gloat excessively.

Eastern Conference

Atlanta is like the ugly broad at the prom, just happy to be there. Boston sweeps.

Cleveland gives it to the Wiz in five.

Orlando overpowers T Dot in five.

Pistons silence the Sixers in five.

Things will get real serious in the second round matchups. CHRIS PAUL vs. TONY PARKER will be the shit. I expect PAUL to treat the Frenchman like his initials. T.P.

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