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It was all fun and games on Monday when the word came down that FITTY’s flick was outpaced by ‘Chicken Little’. Nevermind the fact that C.L. was in twice as many theatres.

Truth of the matter is FITTY’s movie will be one of the most requested on NetFlix because there is a shitload of people who would like to see the movie… WITHOUT DYING! They want to sit in their living rooms eating microwave popcorn and they want to be scared shitless by the fictionalized life story of this modern day boogeyman. “Scaring people is my job“, says FITTY. Without any doubt he has made it a career, but where do you go from here Mr.CENT? Now that you have climbed to the top of the Hip-Hop mountain where will you find your next challenge?

Industry insiders tell me that FITTY has such a strong desire to become an actor that he demanded his name should be billed as CURTIS ’50CENT’ JACKSON so that he can make a smooth transition over to Hollywood similiar to WILL SMITH. FITTY remarked that JAMES TODD SMITH would have to be called LL COOL J for the rest of his life because of his role in the movie ‘Wildcats’. Which by the way was filmed twenty years ago (1986).

I predict that FITTY will play another tough guy role in the remake of ‘West Side Story’. I can just see him, LLOYD BANKS and YOUNG BUCK singing and dancing through the streets.