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Adventures In Rapping…

Friday, March 7th, 2008

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O.G. Sabres jersey >hardbody> new Sabres jersey

The dudes that jump off the Hip-Hop Karaoke party are hosting their 2nd annual tribute to B.I.G. on Saturday 03.08.08. This event has progressively gotten better and I fucks with their movement. It’s fun and most of all it’s a fan based expression of Hip-Hop. Imagine listening to cats try to rattle off Das EFX’s ‘They Want EFX’ after a couple of Jack Daniels. The party isn’t about listening to drunk people slur through rap lyrics, but about folks being ever so slightly inebriated that they are uninhibited in their affection for rap music.

Real rap music is for the professionals, but for us weekend SONY Walkman warriors we have the Hip-Hop Karaoke party. Several hundred people chanting out rap lyrics from all of your favorite rap songs of all time.

Plus… Plus… Plus…

Where in Manhattan on a Saturday night are you going to party for FREE?!? No cover to enter. No fee to sign up and rhyme. For the longest time now the hosts have been gassing me up to do a song. I’m thinking I might have to get on stage and put down my rendition of ‘Rebel Without A Pause’. Come hang out and watch me embarrass myself. You never know who is going to fall through the party and bless the fans with one of their songs. Last year O.C. came though and performed his classic ‘Time’s Up’ along with a tribute to the Notorious.


Hip-Hop Karaoke
Knitting Factory, 74 Leonard St., NYC
Saturday, March 8
Doors/Sign-up @ 10, show at 11
As always, FREE to enter, FREE to sign-up

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The Past, Present and Future of cRap Music

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

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I haven’t been motivated to do the necessary work on the cRap Music Fantasy League. It all seems so pointless now. I need a muse, or a really nice paycheck. I remember when I thought rap music would last forever. Or at least until the year 2000.


YT link from the nusery.tv

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Crap Music Fantasy League

Friday, January 11th, 2008

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It was a close race up until the final week but that is when America Done Fell Off Records pulled out their victory for the 2007 Q4 segment of cRap Music Fantasy League.

A few heads have asked about the Q1 segment that is underway. Don’t be too concerned though my confirmation e-mail will go out to all valid label owners this weekend and all points earned shall be retroactive and applied. The game is still in its BETA stage so we don’t have the functionality as yet for label owners to pick-up / drop artists. That will come in time so stay tuned for more cMFL update drops.

America Done Fell Off Records caked up crazily with two dark horse rappers. Queen Latifah, who in the cMFL just as in life ironically goes both ways(crapper – R&B) put in her girth’s worth of work. The second big acquisition that put ADFO over the top was the rapper Common. Between his movie roles and GAP commercials was this freestyle performance at a benefit concert going down on New Year’s Eve at a church in Chicago.

And let the bloggers say ‘Chuuuurch.”

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2008 cRap Music Fantasy League – Q1 Registration

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

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Here’s how this shit works…

Choose a name for your very own record label…

Inside the comments section you will select eight(8) individual artists. Of those eight(8) artists at least one(1) must be a female rapper. Not a man who likes to kiss other men, but an actual female. Each roster must contain one(1) R&B genre entertainer.

*FYI* R.Kelly, T-Pain and Queen Latifah can each be considered either R&B singers, and or cRappers

If you are confused on how to submit your label name and roster then please let ome of the veterans submit their choices. People will select similar artists. The key is to select the five or six artists that typically score a lot of points while including a couple of dark horses to your roster who come out of no where to do smart dumb rapper shit and score points for your label.

Being a good cRap Music Mogul isn’t always about record sales. Often it’s about criminal indictments and lawsuits. Diddy remains in the top 10 cRap Music Fantasy League lineup for all the lawsuits he accrues. Foxy Brown hasn’t released an album in who knows how long yet she scores points for her label owners by maintaining her arrest docket.

For more information on the rules and scoring of the cRap Music Fantasy League read these drops…

  • cRap Music Fantasy League Rules
  • cRap Music Fantasy League Point System

    • ** Note: The only time an artist may be moved from one’s roster is if he dies during the quarter in play. The roster still will gain the 1000pts for the cRapper’s death. This is the new Pimp C rule.

    Don’t submit your roster in the comments section until you have carefully thought it through. There will be a confirmation e-mail sent to you after the registration period is over.

    ***Registration for Q1 2008 ends midnight 12.31.2007 EST

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    cRap Music Fantasy League – Q4 cRap-Up

    Thursday, December 27th, 2007

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    Now if you told me that ALICIA KEYS was going to be the MVP for the Q4 of the cRap Music Fantasy League I would not have believed you. Mr. KEYS is certainly a formidable blue chip prospect, but she would have to beat out the 2007 Q3 MVP as well as El Presidente Hovito who normally pwns crap music fourth quarters.

    ALICIA KEYS did it though with her double platinum album, ‘As I Am’ along with her television and charity concert appearances. Finally a cRap Music Fantasy League star that actually scores points based on talent and putting in work, as opposed to just shooting someone and getting arrested. Take a look at the top 10 cRap Music scoring stars…

    Alicia Keys 2900
    Jay-Z 2450
    TI 2125
    Kanye West 2050
    Common 1400
    Pimp C 1200
    50 Cent 1050
    Lil Wayne 1025
    Diddy 1000
    T-Pain 600

    As you can clearly see, A. KEYS was the boss bitch for the Q4. Jay-Z followed her closely thanks to the media push for his latest album. T.I. used his motion picture role and a multi-count Federal indictment to earn his spot. KanYe’s last album sales have slowed, but the death of his beloved mother gave his score a bump. Common is a top 5 alive cRapper. Pimp C broke into the top 10 for the first, and more than likely the last time by earning a thousand points for his demise. 50 Cent is one of the usual suspects, while Diddy and Lil’ Wayne show their ability to come up in the game without even releasing any music.

    If your record label had a majority of these cRappers then you were more than likely going to compete for the Q4 crown. As it stands now two labels are actually tied for first place coming into the final days of the contest. The winner won’t be announced until January 1st so anything can happen from now until then.

    America Done Fell Off Records 11600
    WindBreaker Records 11600
    All Starz Entertainment 11050
    CRap-A-lot Records 10300
    Candyland Records 10200
    Bang 2 Dis Entertainment 10200
    Krack Ko Kaine Entertainment 10075
    Incilin Productions 9900
    Jesus Slap Boxers 9825
    Gain Green Records 9600
    Berries & Cream Records 9525
    WTF Records 9375
    Bodega Inc 9325
    WDISL Records 9025
    Funk Town Records 8525
    SayDatNuccaName Wreckids 8500
    The Nappy Ram Affiliates 8025
    Fuckin Sellout Records 7825
    Talent Show Entertainment 7675
    Gunshine State Music 7525
    Open Cannister Recordz 7325
    North Star Records 7275
    Fantasy Records 7175
    Pretty Dollar Entertainment 7025
    329 Music 6850
    Beat Break Records 6650
    Media Whore Records 6225
    Bottlenecks Records 6125
    NYC Records 6000
    DubbleUp Entertainment 5875
    Brick Productions 5725
    Solutions Global Media 5550
    Combat Jack Records 5450
    Vagina Crusher Records 5425
    Barely Literate Entertainment 5300
    MIP Records 5225
    Mental Calisthenics 5125
    New Black Money Records 4900
    Death On Arrival Records 4400
    ASE Records 4325
    The Block Is Hot Music Group 4325
    BLZ Records 3700
    Detroit In Dis Bitch Records 3575
    County Of Kings Records 3250
    Know The Limit Records 1825
    Six Feet Deep Promotions 325


    For a complete and comprehensive look at label rosters and scoring events download the cRap Music Fantasy League scoring spreadsheet powered by El Gringo Colombiano.

  • Q4 cMFL Spreadsheet

    • And for those of you interested in earing a free pair of sneakers courtesy of BILLY X. SUNDAY and XXL Magazine Dot Com follow this link to the registration for nest year’s Q1

  • 2008 Q1 cRap Music Fantasy League Registration

    • keys

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