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Looks like rap music’s resident Deebo finally got his chin checked.
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Tuesday, May 13th, 2008Prom Dresses Are Pretty In Pink…
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008
Everybody is passing around the story of this little Texan jig girl who went to her prom dressed like a bootleg BeYONCE and ended up in the back of a car that she didn’t expect to be in, a police cruiser.
I’m not really for hand wringing in this case since I am sure that Miss MARCHE (that’s Mar-Shay, tres negro chic) TAYLOR has been miseducated by the high school that denied her entry to the prom. With no guidelines for attire I’m surprised that more students didn’t find themselves made examples of.
The teacher/chaperones surely knew that MARCHE TAYLOR would be one of the students that wouldn’t be able to put any legal pressure on the school since her parent/guardian/caregiver prA’li never shows up for parent-teacher conferences. Trust me, the teachers wouldn’t try that shit with a student whose parent was active at the school. Chances are also that a kid who has active parents wouldn’t step out sideways anyhoo.
MARCHE TAYLOR is a poor person and our society loves kicking poor people in their asses. This girl is just lucky that she isn’t a man since poor Black men get shot to death like race horses with broken ankles. Its still pretty embarrassing to be escorted from your high school prom in handcuffs just because you had on your freak’um dress. What could be worse than that? Wearing a white dress and getting an unexpected visit from your Aunt Rose I suppose? Yeah, that would hell’a suck.
The Class of 2008’s prom soundtrack – The Hazzards ‘Always’
MORE MUGSHOT HAIRSTYLE MODELS
Monday, May 12th, 2008
I thought I told you that we won’t stop,
I thought I told you that we won’t stop, eh ay, eh ay
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MICHAEL WALTERS Michael brings that futuresexy into his Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling portfolio. He allegedly stole some credit card numbers from the Radio Shack store he worked in, charging over $10,000 to the credit cards he later forged. Extra credit was given for the chinstrap beard. |
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DAVID ARNOLD It’s not always the quantity that you are in possession of that makes for a great Mugshot Hairstyle Model, but what you are doing with what you are holding. The police caught David getting high with his own supply. |
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LYNETTE HARRISON When is the last time you can remember hearing the word ’embezzlement’? Lynette kept it old school in order to get herself entered in the Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling pageant. Lynette is the only MHM contestant that I ever wished I had conjugal visits with. |
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CHRISTOPHER CANONICO The addition of the goatee makes this loser look like a winner in my book. Chris was charged with third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance and seventh-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance. A few more of these arrests and Chris can submit his application for being a 33-degree Mugshot Hairstyle Model Mason. |
Do You Want More?
Monday, May 12th, 2008
C.S. and I enjoyed the ERYKAH BADU featuring the Roots concert from the less expensive seats. Truth be told is that there aren’t ANY bad seats in Radio City Hall when the soundmen are on their grizzly.
The Roots are the most legendary, as usual even though their set was brief. Keep in mind this was ERYKAH’s concert. They did some of their classics and some of the joints off ‘Rising Down’. The song ‘Criminal’ is becoming one of my all time favorites. Black Thought spit the entire Kool G Rap G.O.A.T. rap song ‘Men At Work’. Rappers can’t even pick up a microphone after this dude. I have said this a million times, but how sick is it when a nigga knows his catalog backwards AND your favorite rapper’s joints too?
Since I am such a shitty photog I kept the camera down and I just enjoyed Mrs. BADU’s performance. ERYKAH has such a commanding stage presence even though she is like only five feet tall. She has a knack for pulling off notes that you would never expect to come from her throat. She’s just indescribably fantastic. I would love to see her and JILL SCOTT team up again like they did at the CHAPPELLE Block Party and just go note for note. It makes me think of PATTI LaBELLE and NONA HENDRYX.
Speaking of the group LaBELLE…
I missed the show this weekend at the Hammerstein Ballroom that was a tribute to PATTI and the group LaBELLE because I was getting my bounce right at the KeiStar party with DJ SPINNA. It was an evening of ghetto karaoke as we danced and sung out classic shit from the 1990’s. Whether it was rap, new jack swing R&B or whatever we all knew the lyrics. The funniest moment of the night was when the entire building sung the chorus from Color Me Bad’s ‘I Wanna Sex You Up’. Hee fucking larious.
The next KeiStar party will be another STEVIE WONDER tribute. If you need me to tell you how good these joints are then you might should hang yourself from your bathroom shower with a pair of pantyhose like sonn did in that RICHARD GERE movie. That dude was a loser. Don’t be that dude.
I squeezed off a hundred bucks from my stimulus check to hang out Saturday night. A hundred dollars ain’t shit no more! Whose fault is that?
If you haven’t fucked with the McDonald’s sweet tea then you need to, or get yourself a pair of pantyhose and climb in a shower stall and you know what.
KEITA and SPINNA are my friends and I consider it a privilege to support their events in word and deed. If I was that type of nigga who is looking for a guest list hookup for ten dollars I would go to Rite Aid instead and buy a pair of pantyhose. I would then go home and climb into my bathtub and tie said pantyhose around my neck and shower faucet. Then I would turn on the water.
WTF?!? $13 is gonna make me start rolling with my flask again. Fuck it, the drinks were on G DUBBZ. Actually, the drinks were on me and my Social Security benefits.
At 4am on the Lower East Side while drunk people are stumbling around and puking their stomachs out I enjoy my sandwich and the scene.
Used to be a problem to get a cab ride into Brooklyn.
Ha! I still had a couple of dollars left in my hand. Too bad that Ripple is closed down. I could have used one more drink.
Me and ED LOVER on our way to a fitted hat convention. Okay, I’m lying.
MUGSHOT HAIRSTYLE MODELS
Sunday, May 11th, 2008
Remember all the fun we used to have with our Mugshot Hairstyle Models programming? Where else would you find a mash-up between ‘Cops’ and ‘America’s Next Top Model’? I missed doing these drops so much that I thought I would pull one out for posterity.
Shout out to the Godfather, not JAMES BROWN though, who inspired a generation of Hip-Hop artists through his incredible music, and whose birthday just passed, but the Godfather JOHN GOTTI who inspired a generation of crappy rappers to assume his surname. The Dapper Don went in heavy on the styling mousse for the above mugshot hairstyle model headshot. Baby, you are a star.
All of today’s contestants are from Strong Island, New York. There’s this perception that because Nassau and Suffolk county are outside of the city limits of NYC that these areas can’t produce viable Mugshot Hairstyle Models. You be the judge…
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DANISH QURESHI Danny Boy likes the blonde highlights. He also likes watching women on the shitter via his wireless surveillance system he installed in the Dunkin’ Donuts where he worked. |
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FRANCES DeROSA Granny got a gun. Frances was charged with with third-degree grand larceny, eight counts of fourth-degree grand larceny and petty larceny. The real crime however would be to not recognize her contribution to MHM. |
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BEN SCHROPFER Ben was a Selden honors student before he decided to get into professional Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling. Ben wanted an extra day off from Newfield High School to work on his styling and sent an instant message to a few of his friends encouraging them to spread a rumor that there would be a shooting at school. Turns out there was a shooting after all. A mugshot that is. |
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CINDY ROBERTS Cindy leaves her children, ages 3 and 6, home alone when she is getting her styling done. Peep the nice touch of the forehead goiter. |