Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

Louisiana Is For Losers…

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

taser

And Klansmen’s grandsons…

Some crazy shit has surfaced from the state of Louisiana, which is now ground zero for racist fuckery.

Whether we are talking about BlackWater USA mercenaries shooting Black folks in the back after Katrina, or the New Orleans police beating the bejesus out of a senior citizen on to the Jena 6 there is obviously an issue with Black folks when it comes to this region.

The latest story is the murder of a 21 year old who was tasered to death while in handcuffs.

Baron “Scooter” Pikes received the treatment that “Scooter” Libby should have gotten. The funky shit is that homeboy was murdered in January. How the fuck does this story just now get leaked? I’m pretty sure they have the internets in Louisiana now. Still and all this story managed to remain suppressed for half a year. Will the Justice Department step in to correct the inequality that is rampant in Louisiana?

Nahh, of course they aren’t. We are living, and dying, in a police state.

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HELLO DOLLY!

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

dolly parton

The Gulf states are shaking in their boots again because a serious storm teeters off the coast. I’m not believing the hype since this hurricane is named Dolly.

Dolly is a white chick name. White chicks bark is always worse than their bite. Peep how CYNTHIA RODRIGUEZ was talking all that divorce shit until Gay-ROD [ll] put a few more zeros on the right side of her checking account. Same as CHRISTIE BRINKLEY. She got mad paid from her husband, but did she get all LORENA BOBBIT style on his manhood? Nahh, because white chicks get the money.

Black chicks come through to tear the house up. Just look at Hurricane Starrkeysha. Wild amounts of dead people along with billions of dollars in property damage. As soon as you see a Black chick unzip her weave, remove her earrings and put vaseline on her face you need to get your ass outta Dodge. At that point she don’t care who gets fucked the fuck up, but someone is catching a bad one. If this next hurricane was named Shaniqua then you already know shit would be getting hectic.

**Non-Sequitur**
Everybody know that Fisty Scent’s baby moms burnt down that crib. I’ve watched enough ‘Law & Order’ episodes with C.S. to be able to put this shit together real easy. Fisty Scent had a court order for homegirl to vacate the premises. A court order can be executed by sheriffs so Fisty wouldn’t even have to get his hands dirty. Shaniqua prA’li started the whole damn thing by throwing that nigga’s platinum plaques into the fireplace. If any of you ever made a campfire you would know how that shit gets good to you. Shaniqua was combing the house looking for other shit to burn like Fisty’s crappy G-Unit sneakers and t-shirts. One of those flaming embers must have touched the ‘We On Fire Tonite’ G-Unit curtains and the rest is history.

This is my point though. A hurricane named Dolly will not burn down your house like an angry Black bitch with a face smeared with petroleum jelly will. You might have a broken window or two and some paint scratches on your car, but after you kick up a few bucks your shit will be back on the road.

*My second non-sequitur advice for the day is DO NOT get the tittays augmented. C-cups are actually more than we need. I personally prefer a B-cup and nipples the size of golf balls. If you really want to fuck around with your tittays have your surgeon implant two-thousand more nerve endings on the areola. I love that long hair that grows on the areola. I try to bite it. Then I tries to lick it. I uses it to floss with. Then I kisses it.

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Cocaine Rappers R.I.P. 2008…

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

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That cocaine rap shit as real life is washed the fuck up. These fools that didn’t have the talent to make their cocaine raps cinematic stories like Raekwon and Ghostface had to resort to acting like they were the stars of their own big budget Godfather features.

I’m glad this shit is over with since no one in rap except for maybe JOELL ORTIZ, and of course NaS, had the courage to speak on the low, lowest end of that shit. Everybody is a fuckin’ boss, but nobody knows how they even got there. I have said this before on these internets and I will repeat myself for the uninitiated.

There are only three options for you when you fuck around with that drug shit…

  • death
  • imprisonment
  • utter devastation
  • The first two options are like getting away scott free compared to the last. If you have ever seen someone that you loved or admired get caught up totally by that drug shit then you already know the pain I’m talking about. The seller and the user have both sacrificed their humanity. You can spend a lifetime trying to get your shit back too. There is NO money that can remove that despair. You wonder what has happened to all the people you watched dying slowly. Sometimes, sometimes, they even haunt your dreams. You are them, and they are you. If I ever saw my big brother LES I would tell him that I was sorry for what I did to him and to the other people whose names I don’t even know.

    Fuck a Rick Ross!

    You really, really, for real, for real want to know how I know Rick Ross ain’t no official money getter? I watched this behind-the-scenes clip of one of his music videos. At 1:15 into the clip this jackass lights a C-note on fire. Even if that shit was a fake bill a real paper chaser wouldn’t trash that shit. He would somehow use it to get more real money.


    Peace to K.C. @ Urban Daily for the link.

    Maybe Rick Ross will take some of these busters with him into retirement.

    POLITRICKS 2008: Life Imitating Reality Imitating Politics…

    Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

    powell

    I don’t dare say shit sideways about Brother KEVIN POWELL, lest I have an army of women in the entertainment industry blackball me for life and block all my forthcoming projects.

    I’m not even going to push back on KEVIN POWELL’s candidacy for U.S. Congress. He is correct when he says that EDOLPHUS TOWNS should vacate his Congressional seat because of the lack of improvement of the lives of his longtime Brooklyn constituents, but doesn’t CHARLES RANGEL also need to retire from his post since the area in Manhattan that he presides over still has all the ills of poverty for the longtime residents living there?

    KEVIN POWELL just doesn’t go deep enough. He can quote rap lyrics when he delivers his speeches and for some people that represents an authenticity and street credibility. To me that just says that he has listened to a few rap songs.

    *shrugs shoulders*

    If being able to rap was a qualifier for the African American politician of the future I have a candidate in mind that would serve New York better than KEVIN POWELL…

    heather b

    HEATHER B.

    And why not?

    HEATHER B. has the same ‘Real World’ pedigree as KEVIN POWELL. Sheeeeeit, they were both in the same season.

    As for rap music, HEATHER B. was also affiliated with Boogie Down Productions. She released music that was about community building and anti-gun violence. Plus, she is a woman.

    I would trust a Black woman politician way before I trust a Black man. I will even go so far as to say that if OPRAH were to become a politician then I would start watching her show. As it stands, OPRAH makes far too much money to get her hands dirty as a public servant, but if OPRAH’s husband GAYLE KING was to go into politics I would support her too.

    KEVIN POWELL is part of the new politicos who know well enough to NOT get married. I have been to POWELL fundraisers and coat drives and parties and all I have to say is that he brings out more grey-green eyed lightskint ladies than a little bit. Lightskinded women that be so fine that you almost want to put them up there with a white woman. Almost. I’m just so tired of male politicians who fall from grace chasing the kooty cat. KEVIN POWELL’s constituency is way too fine for him to avoid getting caught up in a scandal.

    I haven’t been to any HEATHER B. parties and frankly I don’t care to go to any since they might be populated with carpet munchers who wear lipstick. Honestly, I could care less who HEATHER B. schtups on her free time. Women that are about their political business don’t let sex get in the way. HEATHER B. may not go platinum but at least she keeps her pickle in her pants. That gets my vote.

    War Is Ghey…

    Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

    gheyzis

    Sports are teh ghey. They just are. No big deal. We understand this and we choose to leave sexuality away from the discussion. It doesn’t seem to have any adverse effects on the outcome of the contests. War is also teh ghey. And that teh gheyness DOES have a negative promotion to the resultant and the remainder.

    300 was a great film about war, better than even ‘The Big Red 1’ and ‘Platoon’. 300 was almost as good as ‘Apocalypse Now’, and almost as ghey as gay porn. War is faggoty fuckery. Shouts (shots?) to Plastic Squirtguns.

    Women on the battlefield face the added dangers of sexual assault. I wonder if Joan of Arc had to deal with this shit?

    If you needed any more proof to teh gheyness of war then I suggest you review these graphs made from Department of Defense statistics…

    ap stats


    United States Marine Corps. = NO SNITCHING

    The deep blue bar above represents the survey of respondents from the Marines. In essence, it is the people who were willing to report these assaults. The cult(ure) of the Marines is not one that takes lightly to members speaking outside of the group. You see what happened to PAT TILLMAN’s ass [ll]?

    ap stats

    DP > Double Penetration
    These graphs were just as disturbing as the first and they break down the sexual assaults across gender lines. Yeah, women stay getting their asses reamed, but the men aren’t too far behind. This is an equality that I can do without.