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GEORGE CLOONEY Explains White Privilege…

Sunday, September 14th, 2008

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Editor’s note: GEORGE CLOONEY is one of the only people in Hollywood who understands the hypocrisy of supremacism and is also willing to speak out against it. For his bravery I don’t mind hyping his latest film titled ‘Burn After Reading’. That shit is another COEN brothers classic. As for GEORGE CLOONEY, most folks can’t handle the truth…

For those who still can’t grasp the concept of white privilege, or who are constantly looking for some easy-to-understand examples of it, perhaps this list will help.

White privilege is when you can get pregnant at seventeen like Bristol Palin and everyone is quick to insist that your life and that of your family is a personal matter, and that no one has a right to judge you or your parents, because “every family has challenges,” even as black and Latino families with similar “challenges” are regularly typified as irresponsible, pathological and arbiters of social decay.

White privilege is when you can call yourself a “fuckin’ redneck,” like Bristol Palin’s boyfriend does, and talk about how if anyone messes with you, you’ll “kick their fuckin’ ass,” and talk about how you like to “shoot shit” for fun, and still be viewed as a responsible, all-American boy (and a great son-in-law to be) rather than a thug.

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White privilege is when you can attend four different colleges in six years like Sarah Palin did (one of which you basically failed out of, then returned to after making up some coursework at a community college), and no one questions your intelligence or commitment to achievement, whereas a person of color who did this would be viewed as unfit for college, and probably someone who only got in in the first place because of affirmative
action.

White privilege is when you can claim that being mayor of a town smaller than most medium-sized colleges, and then Governor of a state with about the same number of people as the lower fifth of the island of Manhattan, makes you ready to potentially be president, and people don’t all piss on themselves with laughter, while being a black U.S. Senator, two-term state Senator, and constitutional law scholar, means you’re “untested.

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White privilege is being able to say that you support the words “under God” in the pledge of allegiance because “if it was good enough for the founding fathers, it’s good enough for me,” and not be immediately disqualified from holding office–since, after all, the pledge was written in the late 1800s and the “under God” part wasn’t added until the 1950s–while believing that reading accused criminals and terrorists their rights (because, ya know, the Constitution, which you used to teach at a prestigious law school requires it), is a dangerous and silly idea only supported by mushy liberals.

White privilege is being able to be a gun enthusiast and not make people immediately scared of you.

White privilege is being able to have a husband who was a member of an extremist political party that wants your state to secede from the Union, and whose motto was “Alaska first,” and no one questions your patriotism or that of your family, while if you’re black and your spouse merely fails to come to a 9/11 memorial so she can be home with her kids on the first day of school, people immediately think she’s being disrespectful.

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White privilege is being able to make fun of community organizers and the work they do–like, among other things, fight for the right of women to vote, or for civil rights, or the 8-hour workday, or an end to child
labor, and people think you’re being pithy and tough, but if you merely question the experience of a small town mayor and 18-month governor with no foreign policy expertise beyond a class she took in college–you’ re
somehow being mean, or even sexist.

White privilege is being able to convince white women who don’t even agree with you on any substantive issue to vote for you and your running mate anyway, because all of a sudden your presence on the ticket has inspired
confidence in these same white women, and made them give your party a “second look.

White privilege is being able to fire people who didn’t support your political campaigns and not be accused of abusing your power or being a typical politician who engages in favoritism, while being black and merely knowing some folks from the old-line political machines in Chicago means you must be corrupt.

White privilege is being able to attend churches over the years whose pastors say that people who voted for John Kerry or merely criticize George W. Bush are going to hell, and that the U.S. is an explicitly Christian nation and the job of Christians is to bring Christian theological principles into government, and who bring in speakers who say the conflict in the Middle East is God’s punishment on Jews for rejecting Jesus, and everyone can still think you’re just a good church-going Christian, but if you’re black and friends with a black pastor who has noted (as have Colin Powell and the U.S. Department of Defense) that terrorist attacks are often the result of U.S. foreign policy and who talks about the history of racism and its effect on black people, you’re an extremist who probably hates America.

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White privilege is not knowing what the Bush Doctrine is when asked by a reporter, and then people get angry at the reporter for asking you such a “trick question,” while being black and merely refusing to give one-word
answers to the queries of Bill O’Reilly means you’re dodging the question, or trying to seem overly intellectual and nuanced.

White privilege is being able to claim your experience as a POW has anything at all to do with your fitness for president, while being black and experiencing racism is, as Sarah Palin has referred to it a “light” burden.

And finally, white privilege is the only thing that could possibly allow someone to become president when he has voted with George W. Bush 90 percent of the time, even as unemployment is skyrocketing, people are losing their homes, inflation is rising, and the U.S. is increasingly isolated from world opinion, just because white voters aren’t sure about that whole “change” thing. Ya know, it’s just too vague and ill-defined, unlike, say, four more years of the same, which is very concrete and certain.

White privilege is, in short, the problem.

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‘Ye Tudda Was Set Up I Tell Ya’…

Friday, September 12th, 2008

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The great bloggerati Byron ‘Bol’ Crawford asked the obvious question…

“Why has KanYe West been arrested while George W. Bush hasn’t even been indicted yet?”

That’s because KanYe West is still being scrutinized for his televised freestyle during Universal Entertainment’s Hurricane Katrina fundraiser. You didn’t think he was going to be let off the hook do you? Even though his mom has passed away KanYe still doesn’t get a pass from NSA. It didn’t help his profile either to be remixing M.I.A. songs. Doesn’t he know that chick is on he Homeland Security hotlist?

What the fuck are people doing at an airport loitering with cameras and video equipment. Isn’t it illegal to take pictures inside airports and other government buildings? Isn’t that one of the provisions of the anti-terrorism legislature that has been in effect since 09.11.01. along with the Verizon, AT & T and T-Mobile being given immunity to tap our phones on behalf of the government?

I think ‘Ye Tudda was set up. The invisible hand knows that KanYeez isn’t a morning person. All you have to do is have some asscap shove his camera in ‘Ye Tudda’s face at the asscrack of dawn and then watch the sparks fly. This is why being an iNternets Celebrity > real world celebrity. Sure, the pay sucks but at least I get to enjoy my pr0n without people giving me their shit opinions.

*F.Y.I. I fucks with Buttman mags and Asshole Fever films. Good shit (puns always intended).*

Some people remarked that KanYe got himself nabbed as a P.R. stunt. That’s a hilarious assumption, and mostly stupid. KanYe gets press for any song he produces or rhymes on. So even from a marketing standpoint I don’t see what KanYe could add to his portfolio by being put in the clink. Unless maybe getting arrested removes his obligations to Universal Music Group and now KanYe can sign with Koch and make some real money.

I don’t know a damn thing about KanYe’s business and I can only speculate as to what moves he is about to make but I just want to say that sonn has this shit figured out. As I predicted, the ‘Love Lockdown’ leak is driving the clubs bananas. If your a hater you will say it was because that dude was in jail and ?uestlove was already wearing the shirt.

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I can’t wait to hear the remix featuring Akon, T-Pain, Lil’ Wayne, KanYe and Kellz.

Is it too soon for me to give that track a Grammy?

ye Going back to Cali?

“Nahh, I don’t think so fam.”


The King Of Hipster Douchebag Rappers…

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

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Last week I fuxxed with the Heltah Skeltah show in lower Manhattan at the classic venue called S.O.B.’s. If you live in NYC and you have not seen a Hip-Hop show at S.O.B.’s then you aren’t Hip-Hop whatsoever. Cats from Pennsylvania, Connecticut and New Jersey come here to catch shows. It’s one of the last live venues in the city where you can really experience a show where the artist doesn’t have a separation from the listeners.

You already know what the fuck it is with Rock and Ruck. Their new album is called Da Incredible Rap Team and these niggas are still punching motherfuckers in the mouth with their lyrics. There ain’t a crew in rap more hardbody than those niggas and that’s my word. So you can imagine how surprised I was when I saw all of these broads in high heels and short skirts. Heltah Skeltah is not one of these glam rap groups where the chicks that come to see them are wearing Chanel shit. Broads that come to see Heltah Skeltah usually have stab wounds, they wear Timberland chukkas and can prA’li kick the ass of 94.675% of XXL mag dot commenters.

Who the fuck were these foxy bitches coming to the club to see perform? It turns out that these high-heeled hot chicks (read: white girls) were here to see some nigga named Asher Roth. Who the fuck is Asher Roth? I know that he has had some shit featured here on this website, but seriously, who the fuck is Asher Roth? Motherfuckers are coming through the spot in button ups and boat shoes. When some skinny looking Italian dude hopped off the Vespa with not one, but two skinny model type cokehead broads riding on the back I knew exactly what Asher Roth was. He is the king of the hipster douchebag rapper movement.

What I didn’t know was that Asher Roth is also the king of the suburbs too. At least Eminem had to come up through the hardscrabble Detroit battle rap circuit. And we all know how cold shit can get in the D. Asher Roth is straight from the Stroudsburg mall parking lot poetry cipher. I’m not saying that you have to have gunshot wounds to be a rapper, but it does help no doubt. Asher Roth is 180 degrees from all that fake gangsta poseur bullshit. Roth is more like the greatest frat rap artist since DeLa Soul debuted. Imagine if Eminem were a little less lyrical and more poetical. WTF?!?

Asher Roth doesn’t make me hit the rewind button like Em used to, but he still has lines that are worth repeating. Download his mixtape here and peep his game. I’m surprised how much I enjoy listening to son’s album. Yes, you would want to be high when you let this shit play. He has a wordplay that staggers through his songs and connects rhymes at assymetrical points in the verses. My favorite song on the mixtape is where he talks about which cartoon chicks he would fuck. Pure dumb frat boy bullshit that doesn’t take itself seriously at all. Asher Roth is the next rap phenomenon. Straight from the suburbs.

Hip-Hop is dead, long live Hip-Hop.

POLITRICKS 2008: O.P.P. > G.O.P.

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

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I want to bet someone that the extent of McCAIN’s vetting process was learning that SARAH PALIN was a former beauty queen from Alaska.

I can see the old man calling PALIN “a sweet cunt.”

What?!? Are you forgetting that those are his words!

I have to admit that I’m smitten with PALIN myself. She is doing her damnedest to be a GILF that can get it, but good.

I’m the dude that is always looking to see who is pulling the strings like the Wizard of Oz. What will SARAH PALIN speak about tonight at the Republican National Convention? She could pull that beauty queen trick out her bag where those chicks cry a lot.

Remember when HILLARY almost cried that time? She had that sniff-pause-sniff. The MSM press went “Oooooooooooh.” The following days headline was all about a heartfelt HILLARY. Sheeeeeeeit. HILLARY is a stone-cold customer in the game of politricks. For that ice queen to shed a tear she would need an industrial powered evaporator in her pantsuit’s pocket. But you get the point.

HILLARY was no beauty queen though. Imagine how hot PALIN would be if she had NO kids and no dumbass husband?

BILL CLINTON would declare himself a Republican.

You know PALIN likes to get it in too, not just because of all the kids she already has, but because she wanted Alaska to secede from the United States. Whoa! Alaska has so much oil and and so few people they could become one of the wealthiest nations in the world. Definitely the top dog in this hemisphere.

Now that is some crazy retro-confederate madness.

POLITRICKS 2008: Baby Mama Drama…

Monday, September 1st, 2008

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The most ridiculous story to come out of this election season is the one where the GOP vice presidential nominee sequesters her pregnant teenage daughter for six months in order to claim that her daughter’s pregnancy was in fact her own.

WTF?!?

Okay, okay, I understand that this governor lady is part of some kind of Christian fundamentalism movement so she couldn’t knowingly terminate her daughter’s preganacy evan after she found out that the baby was going to be birthed with complications, no doubt due to the stress that the young mother had put herself under, but why the fuck the elaborate ruse to act like the child doesn’t belong to the daughter?

The real test for those people that claim to put GOD before their professional and political gain surfaces in these situations. The PALINS have a beautiful family that confronts the trials and tribulations that 99.9% of American families see and they become stronger from this. That SHOULD have been the backstory. How they scolded their daughter for not upholding the values that the family had tried to embue in her, but they still kept her near in her time of need and did not cast her away.

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If you like political scandals and precise investigative muckracking then please go to Daily K-Os for the full story of the SARAH PALIN faux-pregnancy.

Part 1
Part 2

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All I needed to see were these pics that show SARAH PALIN snatching her grandchild from his mother’s arms because she has a photo opportunity.

Trust me party people, this lady does not fear GOD more than she fears missing that text message on her Blackberry.