Archive for March, 2007

Inside A G-Chat Conversation With DP Dot Com And ZILLA SAYS!

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

braids

DP Dot Com: What Do It Smell Like?!?
zillasays: Bo Derek’s braids
DP Dot Com: baby powder and pee pee
zillasays: Downy and ass cheek
DP Dot Com: right guard and funk
zillasays: behind the ear funk
DP Dot Com: belly button funk
zillasays: wet ass and dry pussy
DP Dot Com: pussy on your fingers and you let it dry up funk
zillasays: behind the knee funk on an August afternoon
DP Dot Com: in between the toes sweat funk
zillasays: smells like a crackhead’s cough

cameltoe

zillasays: you got a gross mind homey
DP Dot Com: from the man that asks WDISL?
zillasays: sometimes you look at the starlet’s cameltoe and you wonder…when that thong is laying on the floor, what could it possibly smell like..
DP Dot Com: tabasco and dirty nuts
zillasays: damn… even then, if i’d smelt that on Beyonce i’d still poke.
DP Dot Com: I poke just to create the smell
zillasays: end it all with “i’ma tell everybody that you stink Beyonce.”
DP Dot Com: hahahahahahahahaha

teen cutie

DP Dot Com: yo fam, I hit this shit one time that was so funky, but I had to hit it ‘cuz she was so cute
zillasays: the fineness outweighed the funk
DP Dot Com: but when I was on the outstroke she made my bedroom stank
zillasays: lol, did u send her home?
DP Dot Com: she lived in the hood and I didn’t walk her home
zillasays: why do the stank chicks wanna hang out n stuff afterwards like they can’t smell themselves
DP Dot Com: they must can not, but I never had no broad that foul as that chick. Evar! I’ll snack a fine bitch seat too. A fine bitch tho’, with a pretty pussy
zillasays: suppose she’s fine bodywise but her puss looks like its had too many visitors, would u still eat the ass?
DP Dot Com: if the ass is pretty then why not? never front on a pretty behind. pun always intended.

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A MOMENT OF SILENCE…

Monday, March 26th, 2007

mascot

For my brother from another mother, JASON RAY, who attended the University of North Carolina and was the team mascot. My dream is to one day return to college and to wear the costume of the sports teams mascot. When I do, it will be with the memory of my fallen brother who lost his life doing what he loved the most.

A moment of silence goes out to all of you who have crapped out of the college basketball pool. There’s always two ways to win at DP Dot Com and the Bonus Points pool administered by LM will be completed by this weekend. I’ll be sad when this shit is all over, maybe we’ll do a pool for the NBA Playoffs? Let me know what you think?

Here’s the current Bonus Points tally…

P-CITY = 8
LM = 6
CASHUS CLAY = 5
The DALLAS = 3
SASHA = 3
CB4 = 2
J trademark = 4

In the meantime and in between time I will hold on to my dream of becoming a school mascot. You do know that you are allowed to do anything you want to a co-ed as long as you have the costume on.

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Real Life Imitating Art Imitating Real Life…

Sunday, March 25th, 2007

50 story

Last week in NYC, rap music’s resident nut case TONY YAYO accosted a teenager on the street apparently because he was wearing the t-shirt of a rival entertainment company. The abuse included manhandling, profanity and reportedly a slap to the face. What TONY YAYO didn’t realize was that the main reason that the 14yr old boy was wearing the t-shirt was because his father owns the rival entertainment company.

That company, Czar Entertainment, produced the DVD that details the real life story of KELVIN DARNELL MARTIN. The Brooklyn hoodlum who would come to be known and feared as the notorious Fifty Cent.

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JIMMY ‘Henchman’ ROSEMOND and his company Czar Entertainment found themselves embroiled in a bitter lawsuit with the artist who the world now knows as Fifty Cent. CURTIS JACKSON filed an injunction to stop the distribution of the real Fifty Cent story because of what he felt was his own disparaging portrayal on the DVD.

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Eye liner is the new gangsta – (c)Candice

At a recent awards ceremony at the Apollo Theatre in NYC these warring factions came a little too close for comfort and the awards show had to be abruptly cancelled. It seems that TONY YAYO can’t be in New York without being in the center of controversy. It was just last year that he was rumored to have been responsible for the shooting at a music video taping that left one person dead. While that crime remains unsolved because of the reluctance of witnesses to submit information to investigators this most recent incident is being followed up by the police.

All I’m saying is that all the parties involved are Haitian and if we’ve discussed one thing here at this site it’s the fact that Haitians are ridiculously hardbody and prah’lee the most gully immigrant group evar. I expect the streets to be littered with the bodies of dead rappers this spring. Get rich or die trying is more than a mantra to these Haitian gangstas, it’s a lifestyle.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Sunday, March 25th, 2007

90 360

The big homey from the website PardonMeDuke had asked me to show off some of the other styles that I rocks other than just always beating y’all in the head with my Dunks collection. That’s not even a problem for me since I got many styles like Wu-Tang.

A few months ago NIKE released the above pictured shoe as part of a pack called ‘One Time Only‘. These are hybrid Air Max shoes because they combine the air soles of an Air Max 360 with the upper designs of some of the previous classic Air Max styles. I’m a big fan of the Air Max ’90 so when I have the chance to copp a pair of joints that has the style of the Air Max ’90 and the comfort of the Air Max 360 I go all in.

This is my latest pair of hybrid Air Max. It has premium NIKE leather and suede and 3M scotchlite material along the front. The A.M. 360 sole is like walking around on bubble wrap. Don’t get mad ‘cuz I’m stylin’ on you, just go out and copp you a pair of NIKE Air Max ’90 360’s.

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SEPARATED AT BIRTH: MURDA INC’s LLOYD

Sunday, March 25th, 2007

lloyd

Chief Wahoo is now an R & B singer.

image jacked from my peeps at PardonMeDuke