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When the Black Entertainment Television program ‘Hot Ghetto Mess’ contacted DP Dot Com to become a producer for their trainwreck space shuttle crash of a show I knew better than to put my name on that hot mess. I don’t think B.E.T. has the management in place to create something originally, officially funny. They need to staff up for real and get rid of some of those dinosaurs that are killing Hip-Hop.

What’s so funny about the internets anyhoo? Yeah there are tons of pictures of people in some compromising poses, and sure there are images of gloriously ugly people, but how much of that shit can you watch? Well blow me down. Apparently this is what the network needed to capture the time slot that the program was broadcast in. If this is what the people want then maybe the braintrust at DP Dot Com needs to reconsider their content programming.

If you cant B.E.T. ’em, you might as well join ’em. I sent our newest intern, Shorty Whitebread a/k/a Es Dubbz onto the internets to pull up some images and give us his commentary on the state of the nation. It’s a little something called White Folks: We Got To Better. You ain’t neva lie, Shorty Whitebread. You ain’t neva lie.

White Rappers

	Es Dubbz says “White folks, we got to do better. The first step is to stop rapping. Just because Eminem was one of the best rappers ever it doesn’t mean that there’ll ever be another good white rapper, and there isn’t. Let’s be happy with who we have in the game. You don’t see Black people in a rush to become opera singers.” “You don’t have to rap in order to get a Hip-Hop sounding nickname. Just hang out with some Blacks and they’ll give you one for FREE.”

Emo Garage Bands

	Shorty Whitebread says “White folks, we got to do better. Don’t start trying to bring back he New Wave 1980’s in your garage. Why don’t you just go to a rave or something. It was one thing for all the midwesterners moving into Brooklyn to be wearing Members Only jackets like the thrift store had a run on them, but if you start wearing Chams de Baron shirts and leather ties all over again we will become the worst dressed race. Behind the Latins and the Chinese.”

Elvis Fans

	Shorty Dubbz says “White folks, we got to do better. Let’s just let Elvis Presley die already.”

Random White People

	ES DUBBZ says “White folks, we got to do better. It’s time to come upstairs from the basement in your parents’ house and get a real job and sell all of your comic books.”