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DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

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The Yankees are one of America’s richest sports franchises because they can constantly market the nostalgia of baseball to their fans and followers. DEREK JETER’s pursuit of the all-time Yankees hit record has bolstered ticket sales into the billion dollar boondoggle in the Bronx. Last year they Yankees were selling off the old furniture. This year they are selling you a ticket to watch his story. I’m not buying it. Neither should you.

Not to be outdone, the Mets are selling commemorative bricks to their new monumental tombstone. Ironically, these guys hit the wall sometime in May.

Posted in Beisbol, C.R.E.A.M., Fanboy Ish, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sports are Gay, T.O.N.Y., When I Reminisce... | 5 Comments »

Would You Trust This Man With Your Children?

Monday, September 7th, 2009

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Don’t think that anything that comes from the mouth of president OBAAMA isn’t political.

But for you to give this man a hard time for delivering a message of self-reliance and the importance of education is to be as anti-futuristic and dare I say anti-American. President OBAAMA is playing political chess and what we are looking at the capture of the bishop.

Posted in Harpers Weekly Review, Jig Lit Review, Politricks, Social Upheaval, Wig Owners | 16 Comments »

The Champ Is Here…

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

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Sean Price is the Hank McCoy of the rap game.

Sonn is a beast.

The Kimbo Price mixtape will roll out on the streets after DuckDown Records releases the ‘Survival Skills’ LP featuring Buckshot and KRS-1. I’m hype for y’all to hear this joint. For those of y’all that fux with hard beats and even harder rhymes Kimbo Price is gonna be the antidote to the skinny jeans emo rap that plays all day every day on your radios.

The Kimbo Price mixtape is the precursor to the next Sean Price album ‘Mic Tyson’. Give Sean Price credit for introducing his music with the dopest concepts. From Donkey Sean Jr. to the Monkey Barz abum, from Jesus Price Superstar to the Master P album. All of these projects are consistently great music. Sean Price is the best rapper on the internets.

The Kimbo Price mixtape boasts features from Boot Camp Clik stalwarts like Rock from Heltah Skeltah and Ruste Juxx as well as Duck Down members Torae and Skyzoo. There are also appearances from Poison Pen, Royce da’ 5-9 and production from P.F. Cuttin’. This mixtape is going to have some of the hardest rhymes you hear this year. Make sure you wear the proper headgear or you might get knocked the fux out.

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DuckDown featuring Skyzoo and Torae


MegaSean (Hail Meg!)


Boostin’ Mobiles

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pix courtesy of JazminMillion

Posted in 5 Elements, Billy Sunday @ XXL, Crappers, Fanboy Ish, Ghetto Celebs, iNternets Celebrities, Ninjas, Sneaker Fiends United, When I Reminisce... | 8 Comments »

NYC Will Be Ecstatic…

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

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Mos Def along with Jay Electronica will be making a stop at NYC’s newest outdoor concert venue – The Beach @ Governor’s Island.

Governor’s Island was a former Coast Guard station as recently as the early 1990’s and is slowly being retrofitted to become a sort of Coney Island type amusement park within New York harbor. I’ve visited the island previously and it is an excellent place to spend an afternoon away from the hustle and bustle of the big city. I imagine that concerts on the island also take on that laid back feel.

Mos Def will be performing songs from his latest album ‘The Ecstatic’ along with some of his other classic joints. Opening for Mos is Jay Electronica. Mighty Healthy spokesmodel 40 Diesel tells me that at this juncture in rap music Jay Electronic >>> Jay-Z. I’m gonna have to put that statement on the line and check out this show. You can follow this link to come up on tickets. The setting is right for some special guests to appear as well.

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MomDukes x Jesus = Sailor Mouf Shutdown…

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

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^ is prA’li cursing

Mom Dukes called me on the jack to leave me a voicemail…

“This is your mother. I was watching a video of you on the internet. You curse too much.”

Mind you that she is the one that taught me to curse. So I call her back and our conversation goes something like this.

“Mom what is going on?”
“You curse too much on the internet.”
“The INTERNETS ma.”
“Yeah whatever”
“I have to curse alot mom or the people I’m talking to won’t hear me.”
“They can hear you easily you have a big mouth.”
“I mean they won’t hear my message”
“What message? That cursing is okay? Jesus wouldn’t appreciate that.”
“I bet Jesus was cursing when they were nailing his hands.”
“All that cursing embarrassed me. You are embarrassing to me.”
“Leave a comment on the video then.”
“I couldn’t even watch it.”
Thank you mom, talk to you later.”

Why did Jesus even give old people the internets?

So they could harass their children?

I’m going to go for one week without cursing on this website. That is all I can promise. If it feels good to me then I may extend my ban on profanity. Don’t get it twisted tho’. I will still fux with naps.

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