HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRDBRAIN

February 24th, 2006

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Editor’s note: If you have a hard time reading the embedded text the above picture was poached from CRUNK and Disorderly. You should go there today and view more of the celebrity Negro madness that they have on display.

BRYAN ‘BIRDMAN’ WILLIAMS celebrated his birthday this week with his brother ‘SLIM’ and a couple of weed carriers.

This photograph is interesting on several different levels and I will try to explain why I had to post it on my page.

1) At what point are you old enough to not have to make hand signs. Let’s assume that as an established O.G. you have been ‘throwing up’ your set for 10-20 years. Shouldn’t everybody know you by now?

2) When you are showing said signs of ‘professional affiliation’ shouldn’t there be some uniformity? I count four(4) different hand signs being displayed assuming that the indifference shown by SLIM is another set within the same overall ‘professional affiliation’.

3) Now that 40 is the new fourteen does this excuse teenagers if they aren’t potty trained?

Take a good look at this picture. This is what a wealthy Black man aspires to look like on the anniversary of his release from his mother’s womb. Even though you can’t see it in this photo trust me that there is a Louis Vuitton print handbasket somewhere near them and inside of it is a whole gang of hell.

Happy Black History Month.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: CAP’N CRUNCH

February 24th, 2006

kangizzle

I know that we just did one of these with your cousin KANGAY, but I was visiting NAH’RIGHT and I saw a comment that likened your mans-n-them and his tiny jackets to the good CAP’N. I even had to admit that seemed to be an astute and informed comparison. I mean, just read the box… “stays crunchy… even in milk”, “sugar sweet”.

But who am I to make fun of this statesman? He obviously has people following his lead.

capn crizzle

KANGAY WEST does care about pirates.

SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS

February 24th, 2006

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Can you imagine the fierce cat fight that occurred backstage at the House of Dereon stripper wear showcase when MISS JAY and JAY-Z arrived sporting a similiar casual set up?!?

Mr.CARTER will tell you that he’s a writer and not a biter and he had the name JAY first. You better work SEAN.

KEISTAR Productions Presents FLAVORS

February 24th, 2006

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Saturday February 25, 2006

KeiStar Productions Presents

FLAVORS
*In Honor Of Black History Month*
Recapping The Hottest Joints of The 90’s
*1990-1999 The Golden Years*

Music By DJ SPINNA & Special Guest RICH MEDINA

@ Pepper’s Lounge – 95 Leonard Street
(btwn Church Street & Broadway – 4 blocks south of Canal Street – NYC)

Recapping the 90’s > R.I.P. J-DILLA!
*A Tribe Called Quest * Aaliyah * AZ * Big L * Black Moon * Brand New Heavies * Black Sheep * Boot Camp Click * Brand Nubian*Buju Banton * Busta * Common * Craig Mack * Crystal Waters * Dee-Lite * De La Soul * Dr Dre * En Vogue * Faith Evans * Fugees * Gangstar * Garnett Silk * Heavy D * Horace Brown * Ice Cube * Intro * Jay Z * Keith Murray * Kool G Rap * Leaders Of The New School * LL Cool J * Mary J Blige * MC Lyte * Mobb Deep * M.O.P. * Nas*Naughty By Nature * Notorious B.I.G. * Pete Rock & CL Smooth * Queen Latifah * Redman * Shaba Ranks * Soul For Real*Sounds Of Blackness * SWV * The Roots * TLC * Total * Tupac * Ultra Nate * Wu Tang * X-Clan & more…

Doors 10PM-4AM – Admission $10 w-RSVP or above flyer printout
Aquarians & Pisces FREE Before Midnight

KEISTAR.COM

BIG CY Article from F.E.D.S. Magazine

February 23rd, 2006

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HAIL MEG!

Peace to all the fools… CY, RUM, SAUR, STRONG, MARK, ‘LO, ‘DREW, POP, TRUCK, VILLAIN, DELLO, DEV, KAT, JACK, RUCKUS…

Y’all should thank ESKAY and KAMOJI for staying on my azz(no brokeback) to get this piece out to the people. I wasn’t happy with the writing in the article because I felt like it didn’t do CYCLONUS proper justice. Dude is verbose if not eloquent and there shouldn’t be anything wrong with people knowing big words and how to use them in their proper context.

The article still has a lot of real talk and I am going to use it to segue into a long piece that is dropping this weekend. In the meantime and in between time enjoy the article with the understanding that my brothers are not, nor ever were they a gang. We were a citywide family of young people that respected and loved each other and we were determined to defend one another against an entire city if need be.

Somewhere inside our youthful exuberance the immature and irresponible side of youth took hold of us. I don’t defend or excuse the wrong that we may have exacted upon our city, but I think that we have all paid our price. Some have paid the ultimate price. May GOD bless their souls.

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HAIL MEG!

hail Meg!