Doing The Math For American Gangster…

November 4th, 2007

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It costs the taxpayers $12,000 per year to educate an NYC high school student, and $140,000 a year to jail one.

The investment in expanding the prison industrial complex directly parallels that of the ascension of accessible narcotics within the center city. Heroin and cocaine, even marijuana to a certain extent, were considered only for the wealthy. Poor people would have to medicate themselves with alcohol and other various sundry household products. The accessibility of narcotics within the center city also caused a sharp increase in the instances of violent crimes.

Combine all the violent offenders along with the non-violent (sellers, users) and you have a system that is bursting at the seams because it can’t lock people up fast enough. The question you posit now is a fair one.

“What do the NY State Rockefeller drug laws have to do with this movie?”

These laws create different mandatory minimum sentencing guidelines for those arrested with illegal narcotics in their possession. The laws established an awkward inverse proportion of jail time for those people found to have relatively small amounts. As we learned earlier, cocaine and heroin were traditionally the vice of the wealthy because of their price point. More accessible narcotics meant more arrests and more bodies in prison for long stretches even though many of those receiving multi-year terms were in fact narcotics users.

So it was possible for a drug abuser to receive the same sentence as his corner dealer depending on the amounts in their possession. Both parties would receive greater sentences than someone convicted with fifty times the amount they held. The Rockefeller drug laws were just a spoke in the wheel of supremacy and the destruction of the center city. These laws would not have had the effect they did if cocaine and heroin weren’t made accessible to disenfranchised communities in the first place.

The movie ‘American Gangster’ will focus its fiction on the exploits of one person, but the larger system will remain under the radar and out of the spotlight. There is a numbers game that is being played and the residents of the center city exist simply as pieces on an abacus to be slid from right to left and back again. Frank Lucas didn’t create this. He is more pawn than player.

American Gangster… Who The Fuck Cares?!?

November 3rd, 2007

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Am I the only Black person alive who hasn’t seen the film ‘American Gangster’? Is this almost a renouncement of my ghetto pass? I’m certainly not going to the movie theater to see that shit because you know fools will shoot at the screen, but I haven’t even considered hitting my dude Ahmed the African off. He’s got the joint directly from the studio along with the official artwork for only a five spot.

I mean, I will eventually watch that shit. Its just that I have a gang of ‘Bionic Woman’ to go through along with ’30 Rock’ and ‘Heroes’. Do I feel like giving away two hours of my money to watch that bullshit? Fuck the price of a movie ticket, or even a clear as day bootleg copy. I’m considering the value of my time and energy being wasted by just sitting somewhere watching some straight up bolshevik.

I don’t know about you kids but I value my time at over $100 per hour. So the time I spend being unproductive is like giving away my money. I already have a day job that taxes the eff out of me, along with my need to be twisted a minimum of four days a week. That doesn’t leave a window wide enough for me to give DENZEL WASHINGTON or RUSSELL CROWE my $250 dollars. Its not like I’m going to learn anything from this film that selling drugs myself hasn’t already shown me.

Maybe it will. Maybe it will show the story of an ambitious and enterprising young businessman who resorted to selling narcotics to help his mother pay her rent. Maybe I’ll get to watch a film that discloses who refines and manufactures these narcotics so that they can be delivered to the distribution outlets? The fact that narcotics are so prevalent in western culture might be one of the themes discussed in this film. I doubt all the above, but as ‘Ye Tudda would say, “that shit might could happen.”

‘American Gangster’ is the story of how man had decided to destroy his community because of his lust for money. I don’t even mean Frank Lucas, the real person or the fictitious character being blamed for Harlem’s heroin epidemic. I am speaking on the man that was formerly part of humanity. The United States is filled with millions of Frank Lucases, Oliver Norths, and George Bushes who will kindly join forces to terminate people indiscriminately. Those of us left in the wake of their hurricanes of greed can only fight for scraps or pick up the pieces.

Hollywood isn’t hardbody enough to print the real ending to an American gangster’s fairytale.

ALTERED STATES…

November 3rd, 2007

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What the hell is that sweet-like burning smell?!?!

Shout out to OhWord who told me to go in hard this weekend like as if I was trying to get into the ICU at Bellevue. Friday, Saturday and Sunday night are all jam packed like Superhead’s asscrack during the NBA All-Star break.

Shouts to Hip-Hop Karaoke NYC for setting Friday night off right with a Jack and Coke + some really good Hip-Hop music.

Freedom is still killing that grown man steez on Friday nights. They are at the Canal Room now and it has the feel of the old StarFoods jumpoff minus the shitbag security guards. If you are 30+ and you don’t live in your momma’s basement like me then I suggest you give Freedom Fridays your time. DJ Herbert is the most official chicken mcnugget-head deejay evar.

Biggest shout to 40 Diesel and the whole Mighty Healthy crew who had the bottle service and the carrot cake popping off at that nigga D’s birthday party. What is up with the Mighty Healthy x iNternets Celebrities t-shirts? What, do I need GhostFace to politic for these!?!

Yo, it’s 6 a.m. so I am about to look at some pr0n and then go to sleep so I can keep this shit rocking. I will get with y’all on the flapjack of this schmizzle (no Keyshia Cole nekkid tatones). Whatever that means.

Caption your own T.I. madness.

t.i.

DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: THE DIRTY PAIR

November 1st, 2007

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Now this is what I’m talking about. Hot Asiatic poon with laser guided assault rifles. Kei and Yuri are futuristic bounty hunters for the inter-galactic government. They were called the Lovely Angels when they first came out, but their code name had to be switched over to the Dirty Pair because of all the destruction and mayhem they cause when they are on assignment.

They basically run around in these aluminum bikinis shooting up shit for no money down and taking names.

You already know how I get down for redheads.

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Kei(redhead) and Yuri(brunette) are both genetically engineered chicks who lucked up on their gigs as super-powered agents of catastrophe. They thought they were filling out job applications to be travel agents. Kei is the one who loves effing with the guns while Yuri is more or less on that futuristic ninja ish.

In the manga world there’s no one else is as hardbody as these chicks. Even robots have to lean back to their overall gullyness. Because they are essentially clones they don’t care what they have to do to get their assignment done. If it means that they have to kill themselves they will do it. Yuri’s already died once before and she’ll do it again. Kei is the one that does all the hands on work like having sex with criminals to get information on terrorists.

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In the wacky world of Cosplay the Dirty Pair is always a fan favorite.

It would be totally teh ghey of me to dress up like Kei, but it isn’t so ghey of me to have a pair of Dunks with Kei and Yuri’s images on them. I took a crispy pair of Dunks and made them into the ‘Dirty Pair’.

Yeah, you can hate me now.

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LITTLE BLONDE BLACK GIRLS…

November 1st, 2007

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KEYSHIA COLE covers Vibe magazine next month, and HARRIET TUBMAN weeps in heaven. Naked and blonde. There are all kinds of metaphors that float around my head as I look at this cover. The first one is WTF!?! I thought this magazine was helmed by a Black chick? If my memory serves me correctly I think DANYEL SMITH is also a bleached out blonde chick right now so maybe this is a movement.

I make all kinds of jokes about the fact that BeYONCE is the best of both worlds because she is a blonde Black girl with a big booty, but those were actually jokes. You know, sarcasm and shit. I don’t want to see any more Black girls with blonde tresses and I don’t want to see any more white chicks with badonk-a-donks. Not until we have totally dismantled supremacy. Otherwise I want all of this racial misappropriation to cease. If RIHANNA goes blonde our economy will collapse.

My real problem with the Vibe cover isn’t so much that Mrs. COLE is aping MARILYN MONROE, but that she is doing it nekkid. Who co-signs this shit other then white men? I’m tired of Black women being openly marketed as sexual objects. No, really. I don’t want to see a spread of MARY J BLIGE in Playboy. You can best believe that my dream in life would be to see MJB totally nude, but I don’t want anyone other than myself, DIDDY, K-Ci and KENDU to have access to that view.

The biggest issue is that by going blonde KEYSHIA COLE is no longer a Hood Rat Queen, but an American Beauty. There’s some not so subtle propaganda popping off with this cover. Note to all my little blonde Black Girls… Don’t believe the hype.