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Capitalism And The Black Boogieman…

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

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Since even before the motion picture ‘Birth Of A Nation’ debuted this country, hell, Western civilization for that matter, has promoted the notion that the African male is a supernatural demon. The idea has been incorporated into children’s holiday folklore like the story of our friend, Zwarte Piet, and it finds itself in media and publications dating back as early as the 16th century.

I would surmise that the ascension of capitalism on the whole is intertwined with the objectification and degradation of the Black male. It works on many different levels and it serves these dual purposes equally well. Firstly, when the resources of Africa were being plundered and the indigenous peoples were being subjugated and colonized, how were the colonists to justify their supposed Christian ideals for historical sake if they did not demonize the African? How do you justify theft, rape and outright murder in the prism of religion? You can if you make the victim the devil.

I am fast forwarding the discussion to the present tense because the same vein of persecution is administered throughout Western civilization’s popular culture. Black men are still portrayed as the hounds from Hell (no Michael Vick) who require an exorcism in order to accept the values of society. This is a theme repeated ad nauseam in contemporary music when the only stories relating to a Black man’s life describe violence from insufferable poverty. Worse than the violence that is alluded to in contemporary culture is the actual apathy that is encouraged through visual and audio media. No one else in the U.S., other than poor people, are cultivated to seek contentment when shit is so fucked the fuck up. Even pigs leave the mud sometimes, don’t they?

I have to bear some of the blame for the negative image of Black men. I am partly responsible for this due to some of the poor decisions that I made when I was a teenager. But, what comes first? The young, uninformed mind, or a multi-billion dollar campaign of misinformation that persuades young people to eschew the values of education, honesty and community? I agree that individual responsibility MUST be a component for us to restore our communities in 2008 and beyond, but EVERYONE must accept their responsibility for this change, including the children that profit from the system of supremacy.

Reshaping the content delivered by entertainment companies is long overdue anyhoo. Can we create a form of capitalism that doesn’t require exploitation and deprecation? Can we wrest the creation of art from the control of corporations? Art should not equal entertainment without education. Why must education and entertainment remain mutually exclusive propositions? These are the questions that we have to solve in 2008. If not then, when? If not us, who? The Black community is still filling prisons and morgues faster than schools and we ALL must work to stem this tide.

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Go in on this Newsweek article linked below.

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2008 cRap Music Fantasy League – Q1 Registration

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

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Here’s how this shit works…

Choose a name for your very own record label…

Inside the comments section you will select eight(8) individual artists. Of those eight(8) artists at least one(1) must be a female rapper. Not a man who likes to kiss other men, but an actual female. Each roster must contain one(1) R&B genre entertainer.

*FYI* R.Kelly, T-Pain and Queen Latifah can each be considered either R&B singers, and or cRappers

If you are confused on how to submit your label name and roster then please let ome of the veterans submit their choices. People will select similar artists. The key is to select the five or six artists that typically score a lot of points while including a couple of dark horses to your roster who come out of no where to do smart dumb rapper shit and score points for your label.

Being a good cRap Music Mogul isn’t always about record sales. Often it’s about criminal indictments and lawsuits. Diddy remains in the top 10 cRap Music Fantasy League lineup for all the lawsuits he accrues. Foxy Brown hasn’t released an album in who knows how long yet she scores points for her label owners by maintaining her arrest docket.

For more information on the rules and scoring of the cRap Music Fantasy League read these drops…

  • cRap Music Fantasy League Rules
  • cRap Music Fantasy League Point System
  • ** Note: The only time an artist may be moved from one’s roster is if he dies during the quarter in play. The roster still will gain the 1000pts for the cRapper’s death. This is the new Pimp C rule.

    Don’t submit your roster in the comments section until you have carefully thought it through. There will be a confirmation e-mail sent to you after the registration period is over.

    ***Registration for Q1 2008 ends midnight 12.31.2007 EST

    cRap Music Fantasy League – Q4 cRap-Up

    Thursday, December 27th, 2007

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    Now if you told me that ALICIA KEYS was going to be the MVP for the Q4 of the cRap Music Fantasy League I would not have believed you. Mr. KEYS is certainly a formidable blue chip prospect, but she would have to beat out the 2007 Q3 MVP as well as El Presidente Hovito who normally pwns crap music fourth quarters.

    ALICIA KEYS did it though with her double platinum album, ‘As I Am’ along with her television and charity concert appearances. Finally a cRap Music Fantasy League star that actually scores points based on talent and putting in work, as opposed to just shooting someone and getting arrested. Take a look at the top 10 cRap Music scoring stars…

    Alicia Keys 2900
    Jay-Z 2450
    TI 2125
    Kanye West 2050
    Common 1400
    Pimp C 1200
    50 Cent 1050
    Lil Wayne 1025
    Diddy 1000
    T-Pain 600

    As you can clearly see, A. KEYS was the boss bitch for the Q4. Jay-Z followed her closely thanks to the media push for his latest album. T.I. used his motion picture role and a multi-count Federal indictment to earn his spot. KanYe’s last album sales have slowed, but the death of his beloved mother gave his score a bump. Common is a top 5 alive cRapper. Pimp C broke into the top 10 for the first, and more than likely the last time by earning a thousand points for his demise. 50 Cent is one of the usual suspects, while Diddy and Lil’ Wayne show their ability to come up in the game without even releasing any music.

    If your record label had a majority of these cRappers then you were more than likely going to compete for the Q4 crown. As it stands now two labels are actually tied for first place coming into the final days of the contest. The winner won’t be announced until January 1st so anything can happen from now until then.

    America Done Fell Off Records 11600
    WindBreaker Records 11600
    All Starz Entertainment 11050
    CRap-A-lot Records 10300
    Candyland Records 10200
    Bang 2 Dis Entertainment 10200
    Krack Ko Kaine Entertainment 10075
    Incilin Productions 9900
    Jesus Slap Boxers 9825
    Gain Green Records 9600
    Berries & Cream Records 9525
    WTF Records 9375
    Bodega Inc 9325
    WDISL Records 9025
    Funk Town Records 8525
    SayDatNuccaName Wreckids 8500
    The Nappy Ram Affiliates 8025
    Fuckin Sellout Records 7825
    Talent Show Entertainment 7675
    Gunshine State Music 7525
    Open Cannister Recordz 7325
    North Star Records 7275
    Fantasy Records 7175
    Pretty Dollar Entertainment 7025
    329 Music 6850
    Beat Break Records 6650
    Media Whore Records 6225
    Bottlenecks Records 6125
    NYC Records 6000
    DubbleUp Entertainment 5875
    Brick Productions 5725
    Solutions Global Media 5550
    Combat Jack Records 5450
    Vagina Crusher Records 5425
    Barely Literate Entertainment 5300
    MIP Records 5225
    Mental Calisthenics 5125
    New Black Money Records 4900
    Death On Arrival Records 4400
    ASE Records 4325
    The Block Is Hot Music Group 4325
    BLZ Records 3700
    Detroit In Dis Bitch Records 3575
    County Of Kings Records 3250
    Know The Limit Records 1825
    Six Feet Deep Promotions 325


    For a complete and comprehensive look at label rosters and scoring events download the cRap Music Fantasy League scoring spreadsheet powered by El Gringo Colombiano.

  • Q4 cMFL Spreadsheet
  • And for those of you interested in earing a free pair of sneakers courtesy of BILLY X. SUNDAY and XXL Magazine Dot Com follow this link to the registration for nest year’s Q1

  • 2008 Q1 cRap Music Fantasy League Registration
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    A Brand New Day @ DEF JAM…

    Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

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    Peep the new look of JANET JACKSON, er, Def Jam Records.

    So the other shoe has finally dropped at the most storied rap record imprint. Jay-Z has been released from his obligations as the de facto president of the label. What this means from the onset is apparently nothing. Jay-Z will continue to record music as an artist of Roc-A-Fella Records which will continue under the distribution umbrella of Def Jam. I just said umbrella. Ella ella ay ay. If that last phrase makes any sense to you then you are officially a RHI-tard.

    So where does Def Jam move now? I think they move in the direction that Soulja Boy and the ringtone rappers are creating. More pop music driven rhythms and a younger stable of artists. The people that will suffer immediately will be the Juelz Santanas, the Uncle Murdas and the Rick Ross’ of this label. These artists are going to have to dig into their own pockets in order to create a buzz for their upcoming projects, if they even have upcoming projects. These guys will have to pay for their own videos and promotion. If they weren’t standing on a corner selling drugs before, they will be now.

    Nahh, seriously, who the fuck cares about Def Jam anyhoo? Of the fifty acts under the Def Jam banner there are only six that I’m checking for… NaS, Ghostface, KanYe, Redman, Meth and the Roots. This label needs a major overhaul and it will be coming in the form of JANET JACKSON’s Lilliputian wig brusher JERMAINE DUPRI. It makes all the business sense that he would get tabbed by L.A. REID because of their former successes in Atlanta and the fact that DUPRI is a shameless company man that would throw himself under the bus to save his master’s skin. He is the embodiment of a modern day lawn jockey.

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    I think artists like LL Cool J, Ludacris and possibly Meth and Red will be able to make some movements with the new administration because these artists are popular on other media platforms like television and motion pictures. Shit just got a whole lot harder for Fabolous and as far as I can see, Memphis Bleek and Peedi Crack are washed up. At least Beans and Freeway were able to get their joints out before the fall of Jigga. Memo to Chris and Neef, keep making your bed in your momma’s house because that is where you will be sleeping.

    So when does JANET JACKSON bring her robo-ho photoshop ass to Def Jam? Who the fuck cares? It’s a sad day when JANET JACKSON is a retread of BeYONCE’s no-acting ass. I just watched ‘Dreamgirls’ yesterday on HBO and gotdamint if it wasn’t as bad as I knew it would be. Can’t not one of them broads evoke anything real even when they are singing, which was more like they were yelling. I can’t remember a time when there were this many songtresses who lacked the ability to simply sing. I suppose I have music videos and the abundance of visual media to thank for this phenomenon.

    Not that PATTI LaBELLE, SARA DASH, NONA HENDRYX, DIONNE WARWICK and DONNA SUMMER weren’t pretty in their own regards, but they certainly weren’t video ho gorgeous and that would have put them in the Lil’ Mo category of great singers with ugly faces. I wouldn’t mind listening to a LaBELLE reunion either. They can even make a music video or two if they wanted. Just use the same Adobe photoshop animator that JANET JACKSON uses.

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    TEEN QUEEN CAGE MATCH CHRISTMAS NITE CATFIGHTS…

    Tuesday, December 25th, 2007

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    LOHANS versus OLSENS

    The second cage match catfight gets a little more gully and a lot more wealthy when we pit the hardbody Hollyweird tandem of LINDSAY LOHAN and ALIANA LOHAN against the two-headed K-Mart dynamo OLSEN twins. The OLSEN twins have so much money they were rumored to cut a GOD a check to help him pay off some mortgage issues to a bank in Israel.

    The OLSEN twins have been caking up since they were six months old and for the next two decades they have made seventeen motion picture apparances as well as a half dozen television programs always starring as two precocious twin sisters. The OLSEN twins practically do everything together and they both attended New York University upon their graduation from high school. The OLSEN twins fairytale lifestyle is 180 degrees away from the hardscrabble, climb to the top of the heap made by LINDSAY LOHAN and her sister ALIANA.

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    Hardscrabble in the well-to-do white sense of the word, the LOHANS relocated from the Bronx to Nassau county, New York. LINDSAY and ALI’s father had to do two separate stints in the pen because of his risky business on Wall Street. While in and out of the pokey his daughter LINDSAY’s career has flourished. Now that the father has returned home from prison LINDSAY has accepted the mantle as active LOHAN jailbird. Two arrests in 2007 netted LINDSAY a day in jail and three years probation. Add those charges to the three times that LINDSAY has entered drug rehab facilities and it’s obvious that the eldest LOHAN could kick the OLSEN twins anorexic arses by herself.

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    Where the OLSEN twins dominate is in the flyover states competition. There isn’t a Wal-Mart which doesn’t hock OLSEN branded products marketed directly to the most insecure consumer demographic on the planet – 13 year old girls. If you live in Kansas and your daughter has just had her first period there’s a solid gold chance that mom has bought your little girl a box of MARY-KATE and ASHLEY’s “My First Period” tampons by Tampax. The OLSEN twins are more branded than cattle from Kansas City.

    I predict that the LOHANS defeat the OLSENS easily and ALIANA LOHAN regrettably records another horrible Christmas album. While the OLSEN twins might be the wealthiest sibling tag team this side of NICKY and PARIS HILTON their combined curb weight is no match for LINDSAY LOHAN’s backside and overall hardbody jailhouse physique.

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