I don’t talk enough about the hardbody females from comic books, manga or the movies, even though characters like She- Hulk, or the voluptuous duo, the Dirty Pair has been giving my Mister Chucky the wooden soldier since before I knew what it all meant. My love for female superheroes has translated in my life to the types of women that I end up dating. I love a 6 foot wrassler broad. I want a chick that likes to grapple, and can handle it if I put her in the dope fiend headlock. I’ve done this with little women and all I have to show for it is a file at the 115th police precinct.
It’s not just a women’s size that I find sexy, but her sex appeal. Her walk and her smell. Woman sweat = superheroine sauce. My dream is to put my lady in a BatGirl costume and then give her my Batarang. Good. So I figured we could all take a look at some of the superheroines that I have rubbed off to because… What else do we have to do on a Sunday with the internets?!?
AEON FLUX orignally premiered on MTV’s cartoon bloc called Liquid Television. Viacom hadn’t developed the Adult Swim programming on Cartoon Network as yet, and they realized there was a post-teenage demographic for adult animation. Manga was making inroads in the United States as well. AEON FLUX isn’t manga though. It’s essentially highly stylized animation. People have confused the series with traditional manga because the character is an assassin and there are tons of deaths during each episode of the cartoon.
Here are the things I was able to establish from watching the O.G. television series… The main character is a killer, but I was unsure about her mission, and I was unsure how she could die every episode but be regenerated for the following ep. The cartoon was also the gheyest thing ever. Even gheyer than a man ass raping another man. I blame that on all the techno music they used. Only gheys like that shit. AEON FLUX wasn’t ghey I don’t think. Maybe she was bisexual. Who the fuck cares?!? She was a cartoon character.
The one thing that was undeniable was that AEON FLUX was a hardbody killer. She was steady bucking fools in the head and making their brains fly out onto the sidewalk. And she damn near ran around nekkid. She was like the R-rated version of Elektra mashed up with the ‘Dirty Pair’. When I saw that CHARLIZE THERON was cast as AEON FLUX for the feature film instead of ANGELINA JOLIE or that little sexy bum bum from Sex & The City (the brunette), I wasn’t too sure how much I’d like the movie, but in the end the movie was kind of slammin’.
CHARLIZE THERON didn’t wear the real sexy bondage apparel that AEON FLUX has on in the cartoon, but even though she was a prude she still manages to look extremely fuckable. I may have grabbed myself. I’m not saying that I released, but I may have grabbed it once or thrice. Thanks GOD the movie wasn’t as homo as the cartoons were. I’d be embarrassed to come out of the theatre of a real homo film no matter how good the writing or acting was. As it was the only folks that went to see this movie were all the kids taking a minute above ground from their parents’ basements. Myself included.
Here’s the dealio… LM donated some funds to the DP Dot Com movement and I bought a few AEON FLUX(the motion picture) DVD’s. If you haven’t seen this joint yet and you want to be part of the DP Dot Com snail mail list hit me up. I’ve got four (4) DVD’s to mail out so get in where you fit in.
Next up in the DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: ELEKTRA
